I never noticed you having thin eyebrows... or sperm eyebrows.
And a word about eyebrows:
You youngsters enjoy your eyebrows while you have them. As you age, they get lighter and more sparse, giving you an odd rabbity look. At that point, the pencil is your friend.
They are awesome! I can't believe you still have that thing.
PT Cruisers
Low ride trucks
Lu La Roe
Cupping (that ridiculous thing the Olympians are doing that makes them look like they have gigantic hickies).
Dunno, if cupping brings a five minute boost of blood to the joint and that's a proven performance enhancer, why not? Do I think it's going to have any longer reaching effects? Nah.
You are missing the point of the thread.
I was going by the idea that we are banning stupid worthless things
The title of the thread is "Things you would ban because they look ridiculous". Cupping hickies look ridiculous, and should be banned.
Can you expand on what "sperm eyebrows" are?
Has anyone noticed all the eyebrow makeup products that have started to flood the shelves? Stop encouraging this behavior!
And, what's worse, women are getting WORSE at drawing them on because now they fancy themselves equipped with this "idiot-proof, no smudge. Natural" look.
There is absolutely nothing...NOTHING natural about sperm eyebrows that are 5 shades too dark for your hair and face. You look like a drag queen and you need to have your cosmetics privileges stripped from you this very instant.
And I have heard it time and time again... "I make mine look natural... I just fill in this." No...everyone thinks they do a good job. You have brown sperm drawn on your face and I just want to walk around with baby wipes all day (or a gun, whatever... ) to do mankind a service.
Anyway... BAN IT.
I'll wait here for the comments about how I wear winged eyeliner and there is nothing natural looking about it. I'm not trying to draw hair on my face and pass it off as natural.
Man buns. Probably thought up by the person that invented the mullet.
And a word about eyebrows:
You youngsters enjoy your eyebrows while you have them. As you age, they get lighter and more sparse, giving you an odd rabbity look. At that point, the pencil is your friend.
I never noticed you having thin eyebrows... or sperm eyebrows. For a lot of women, the pencil is not their friend... it is the ENEMY!
Good! Then I did it right.
What the actual ####? The last one isn't as sperm-like... more like I ran out of hair so I will just leave this thin line here to "fool" people.
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You have to be one desperate dude to want to date one of them. I find nothing attractive about that at all.