There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery
operated pleasure device... a vibrator!! Soft, wonderful and larger
than the "real one."
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bum," she
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
had better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids!"
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night
while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery
operated pleasure device... a vibrator!! Soft, wonderful and larger
than the "real one."
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bum," she
screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You
had better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids!"
I LOVE IT!!
