Viagra

Frank

Chairman of the Board
Perhaps, but cancer survivors don't CONTINUE to buy the drugs after they are cured. And the demand for cancer drugs won't increase as much with time. Makes sense to me - you can't research a drug if you're already out of business.
 

Sierra39

Hairball Magnet
I can picture it now...a bunch of Pfizer execs sitting around the 'ol conference table... trying to decide between a "miracle" drug to cure cancer, or something that will not only extend their OWN sexual functioning well into their 90's, but will sell like hotcakes in every pharmacy across America as men of all ages scramble to get prescriptions written with enough refills to turn themselves and all their best buddies into "energizer bunnies" :D hmmm...wonder just how long the meeting lasted...
 

Frank

Chairman of the Board
Originally posted by Sierra39
hmmm...wonder just how long the meeting lasted...

Oh, for HOURS, at least. You know how virile THOSE guys are!

It's partly my cynicism, but also good business sense - you can't run a successful company on altruism. For every shipment of food you send to starving kids in Africa, you have to sell a chocolate bar, or the gravy train stops for everybody.

Part of me is slightly horrified at the thought that when an AIDS cure is found, somebody will make a lot of money off of it. But someone has to MAKE the stuff, and it's not like the government is paying them to do it for free.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Originally posted by Sierra39
I can picture it now...a bunch of Pfizer execs sitting around the 'ol conference table... trying to decide between a "miracle" drug to cure cancer, or something that will not only extend their OWN sexual functioning well into their 90's, but will sell like hotcakes in every pharmacy across America as men of all ages scramble to get prescriptions written with enough refills to turn themselves and all their best buddies into "energizer bunnies" :D hmmm...wonder just how long the meeting lasted...

:lmao: Cute! More proof for women that men are obsessed with their Johnsons! :lmao:

Here's the next Bruce Willis movie: "First there was Die Hard... Then there was Die Harder... Now, brace yourself for Die With a Hard-On! A rock-solid adventure about a deadly addiction to Viagra! Coming soon!"
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Originally posted by Tonio


:lmao: Cute! More proof for women that men are obsessed with their Johnsons! :lmao:

Here's the next Bruce Willis movie: "First there was Die Hard... Then there was Die Harder... Now, brace yourself for Die With a Hard-On! A rock-solid adventure about a deadly addiction to Viagra! Coming soon!"

Actually, I heard that movie was a real stiff!
:)
 
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