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An airplane with 3 pasangers, Micheal Jackson, a cub scout and a priest develops engine problems and starts to fall from the sky. The pilot runs to the back grabs one of only 3 parachutes and quickly jumps out of the plane. The priest and Micheal Jackson see that there are only 2 chutes left and...

What did the man at the beach say to Micheal Jackson? Hey! Get out of my son.

Mix Cream of Mushroom soup with milk, canned mushrooms, Lea & Perrins, garlic and onion powder to liking and bring to a slow churning aroma filled gravy texture. Fry or broil enough hamburgers for everyone. Don't overcook because you are going to add them to the gravy mix and let them simmer...