Do you know

[limblips]

Do you know why Michael Jackson loves twenty four year olds?




Because there are 20 of them!


Standing by for the slams..........

 

[Homer J]

He was seen shopping at Penny's the other day too. He heard little boy's pants were half off. :rimshot:

 

[lbreder]

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Hey at least these arent Polish Jokes!!

 

[lbreder]

When is it time for bed at neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand

Ok, I just had too!

 

[1toomanytoys]

What did the man at the beach say to Micheal Jackson?





Hey! Get out of my son.

 

[mainman]

What did the man at the beach say to Micheal Jackson?





Hey! Get out of my son.

This is the only one I have not heard a zillion times...

 

[1toomanytoys]

An airplane with 3 pasangers, Micheal Jackson, a cub scout and a priest develops engine problems and starts to fall from the sky. The pilot runs to the back grabs one of only 3 parachutes and quickly jumps out of the plane. The priest and Micheal Jackson see that there are only 2 chutes left and quickly both men grab a chute.
Mike looks back at the clueless Cub Scout and says to the priest, "What about the little boy?"
"Screw him", the priest replied.
To this Micheal Jackson responds, "Do you think we have time?"