Recent content by craberta

You don't understand people. Most everyone here on this forum are good people.

Therapy works! I had the misfortune of suffering at the hands of child rapists. I dealt with the opposit sex by beating them up if they touched me or anyone I loved in the wrong way. I even beat the crap out of one of the perverts when I was 14. I finally went to get help because I realised I...

Zombieemergencyalert!!! :jameo: This is a test of your local ZOMBIE emergency alert system.....this is only a test! Should this be an actual Z alert, you would be instructed to lock all doors and windows, and turn off all electrical and remain as quiet as possible....this is only a test!:faint:

I automatically thought BAPTISTS, It is because of that religeon that I never let anyone know, what mine was, nor did I dare speake with my accent. I was able to do a convincing southern accent, and change the subject when it came to it.

I have a list of rules I give to in-laws or girl/boy friends. Don't steal from me, dont touch my library, don't talk down to me, don't you dare eat my chochlate or drink my beer. Clean up after yourself, and treat my son/daughter with respect. If you hurt my grand kids, I will let you know how I...

I feel so good! I rarely sit around like I did as a fatty. I am wearing a bikini for the first time in 15 years! All I did was cut carbs (except beer) and increase the veggie/fruit intake. No starving, no excersise...The excersise thing will happen in about 30 less pounds.

Bud light with lime does not cause headaches! I drink alone by myself, & read. :coffee:

The thing under the bed is why I can't sleep! sexerbation and alchyhol irritate the monster and it kicks the underside of the bed, just as I am about to fall asleep! I think it knows I have had fun, wich pisses it off. The phsy gave me the number to pest control, wich then gave me the # of a...

The young folks love the growth around here. It's only the old farts that wish the growth and expansion never happend. They fail to realise that there was alot of inbreeding and shenanigans going on around here, and they tend to be the people who won't drive across the bridge, or made the...

I came over the bridge right before the emergency vehicles got there, I didn't see any vihicle parked or stopped on the bridge. I thought maybe some boat accident happened.

At the international motorcycle show We looked at bikes you could tell by sitting on them that they were comfortable. You could ride them for hours. Then we looked at the choppers, and the only thing I could say to describe them was "worthless". They are like a pair of 600.00 high heel shoes...

She will be missed. Especially by Lemon Gecko, who is looking around for her. Guess I have to go buy her a new friend.

Right now I feel like I could never do this again, but I know I will. I can't stand seeing domesticated cat's suddenly outside because they are no longer cute and tiny. As soon as she came in she got on the couch and went to sleep. No collar, and seemed fine the first few days, but then she...

I think it is hard to do, and requires so much patience. I admire people who can make beautiful things with yarn. I got a baby blankey from my sis in law, a newbie knitter, it was 2 feet wide by 4 feet long...

Rode 4hrs Friday, Then 3 hrs today. Wish the Harley place in Hughesville was open. As I rode away dissapointed I passed alot of riders who were riding into the parking lot. Saw alot of bikes parked at cheeseburger in paradise. Time got away from me because I listened to the I-pod, it was all my...