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Say that 10 times fast! ROTFL

HEY! What the hell is wrong with some Koolaide?!?!?!?!?!?!? :offtopic:

Que? I kinda skipped a few pages after reading the first post... I mean, after about 5 or 6 shot, would it really matter what you"ll be drinking? You'll be praying to the porcelain goddess after about an hour. Depending on if you had just recently eaten. *Shrugs* :otter: Personally...

HeHe-Hahaha-ha Y'know, I would pay to see that. But you should dress them up like Batman and Robin! HAHAHA :evil:

The only good thing about Tuesday is that it's no longer Monday! :bigwhoop: Chance of rain later today. Might want to bring an umbrella with you today?

This past month or so Loveville MVA was packed for the drivers course. I had to call some recording and punch in numbers then listen to 10 minuets of pointless talking, then punch more numbers in, and so on... I nearly forgot when my appointment was! I just hope things will go smoothly this...

Hmm, I didn't hear anything...

o.O? I have a question someone can hopefully answer. After reading this I now know what Apnea is. Now I have a friend that I hang out with all the time and when he passes out on his side or on his chest, he sleeps fine. No snoring, and he doesn't stop breathing. But I noticed whenever he sleeps...

Reading about all of this makes me wanna go out and buy a sign that says: "WARNING!! I do NOT call 911! YOU WILL BE SHOT!!" :patriot:

ha...haha.... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! How true.:buddies:

Answers. The first riddle is rather... indecisive. Mandingo is the closet one though. The goose can swim. The farmer puts the fox and the grain in the boat and swims over with the goose in the water with him. (I think the riddle is more of a time sensitive question) So far Riddle Six is...

P.s I forgot to mention... GOOD LUCK! :evil:

If anyone has "class" and does NOT wanna read incredibly stupid jokes and riddles, go back now... but heck your already on the page so scroll down and see if your as smart as you think you are! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Riddle One* - A farmer has to transport a fox...