Recent content by Toxick

I identify as a little teapot. Short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my very impressive and rigid spout.

Damned if I know. I thought I remembered people bitching about that.

I'm all for a government shutdown. However I'd make 2 changes to the normal shutdowns 1) Social Security checks still go out, and on time. 2) Every congress-turd and senator doesn't get paid until they get their crap together. Other than that, don't threaten me with a good time.

Joke?

Not QUITE where I thought this thread was gonna go. Not super far off.... but not quite.

Oh god the leftists who were screaming, "who's gonna sell us chicken if we deport all the illegals" were right! :jameo:

I am so triggered... ....into good feelings by the awesomeness of this shirt. Finally we're included! That mascot looks like my cousin. That white bitch.

Soooooooo much drama with this guy. He's got to be either making this stuff up, or he's the biggest shitstirring a-hole on the face of the earth. I'm not talking about this one tweet - I've seen this guy off and on over the past 3-4 years and every damn week he's into some bs like this.

Hasta la bye-bye.

Flats. The bones come right out and it's pure filet of blue cheese dippage

That is my signature move.

Pretty sure that doesn't change if there's a shortage or not.

Yes, there is an egg shortage. Avian Flu. 150 million chickens destroyed.

Or that.