Recent content by Toxick

The best and worst party of my life revolved around Grape MD 20/20 Without details, the evening included purple froot loops and freaky-deaky sex. Not necessarily in that order.

Anything less than a full reinstatement of her duties, along with backpay + interest is sheer racism, plain and simple - and the racists who perpetrate or support such a travesty of justice deserve to be summarily executed by beheading and have the bodies mailed back to their mothers.

Steak + Steamed Broccoli

The Ministry of Love will put them in Room 101 if they don't tighten their crap up

This ^^^ Also, whale fat burns. You could use that as fuel for a little makeshift sterno.

Well, I'll be dipped in crap. I apologize and take back what I said. And therefore Talcum X is a pretty ****ing funny name for that ass hole.

Uh huh. Obama's mother was white. Is he white? He's got light skin. That's about it. When I come home from the beach darker than he is, I'm still an evil, slave-owning, sweat-shop-running, cocaine snorting, satan worshiping, mass-shooting, sexually assaulting, offensive-for-just-existing...

Pretty sure he's not white. If he were, that would be pretty freaking clever though.

I like to take aligator clips and clamp them on each nipple. Then attach jumper cables to them and attach them to a car battery - and while I'm doing this, I watch POV Trans Porn while tarantulas walk up and down my naked body and someone pours heavy cream all over my genitals. I do not...

Is there a story behind the parody name "Talcum" X? I well and truly hope it's more clever than simply because it rhymes.

Wait - they DON'T LIKE TRUMP HOW IS THIS NOT FRONT PAGE NEWS?!? And someone remind me why I should give the tiniests of ****s, what this worthless piece of crap thinks?

I would like for you to use your imagination for a sec... Let's say one of these guys - lets call them "Forumite A" - makes an assertion. Forumite A says Joe Biden caught his p-p in his zipper when he was roused from sleep standing at the urinal. You say: "Bullshit! Prove it" Forumite A...

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I did - but since you do too, I now have to rethink my opinion.

Coloreds? Negros? Do people still use these terms unironically? Back in the days when the rooster's crow marked the dawn, we used to huddle 'round the radio, sipping on sassafras tea, and swapping stories 'bout the cat's meow down at the local soda fountain. Them good ol' times were simpler...