10 Things The Single Man DOES Own

[thakidistight]

In response to the 10 Things a Single Should Own, I came up with a rebuttal...it goes along with the original list in numerical order.


1. $15 Dollar coffe pot from Big Lot's.

2. The Clapper.

3. A dishcloth (get wet, toss on floor and rub around with feet).

4. Mismatched furniture (who can afford a whole set?).

5. The 12 for $2 factory blemished underwear (who cares if the pee hole is skewed slightly) and at least 2 pair of novelty boxers (i.e. stand back 50ft printed on rear).

6. A kitchen drawer full of tools (but never the right one).

7. A $15 dollar pair of Wranglers with at least two holes.

8. A $30 pair of dress shoes (bought at the last minute, on the way to the wedding or important occasion).

9. $20 set of fitted sheets (most likely one size too big) and two matched and one mismatched pillow case.

10. Roadkill Cafe's Joy of Cooking.

 

[morganj614]

In response to the 10 Things a Single Should Own, I came up with a rebuttal...it goes along with the original list in numerical order.

7. A $15 dollar pair of Wranglers with at least two holes.

Wranglers are just as bad as a man out dancing in white tennis shoes

 

[thakidistight]

Wranglers are just as bad as a man out dancing in white tennis shoes

But not as bad as a man dancing in white shorts....

 

[morganj614]

But not as bad as a man dancing in white shorts....

And socks with sandals... omfg

 

[Tigerlily]

And socks with sandals... omfg

 

[K_Jo]

Wranglers are just as bad as a man out dancing in white tennis shoes

There's nothing better than combining a tight pair of black Levi's cords with big, white tennis shoes.

Bonus points if there's a comb in the back pocket.

 

[morganj614]

There's nothing better than combining a tight pair of black Levi's cords with big, white tennis shoes.

Bonus points if there's a comb in the back pocket.

Velcro closures add big points with me

 

[rack'm]

There's nothing better than combining a tight pair of black Levi's cords with big, white tennis shoes.

Bonus points if there's a comb in the back pocket.

:that'sso80's:

 

[huntr1]

7. A $15 dollar pair of Wranglers with at least two holes.

A guy I went to H.S. with owns the Denim Bar (read that as jeans for a minimum of $100, up to $645). He was a skinhead in H.S. and at one point had a mohawk about 2' tall.

 

[thakidistight]

A guy I went to H.S. with owns the Denim Bar (read that as jeans for a minimum of $100, up to $645). He was a skinhead in H.S. and at one point had a mohawk about 2' tall.

I think its so ridiculous that people pay all this money for jeans that look worn out and dirty. If they want jeans that look all ratty, they could just buy a cheap pair, give em to me to tear up and grind some filth in, then pay me the difference.

 

[huntr1]

Not only that, in the article, they mention one woman who bought a pair at a different store, and then paid Mauro to add designer holes, tears and wear to them. How about the people that wear jeans for 6 months before washing them? "If they get stinky, put them in the freezer"

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

There's nothing better than combining a tight pair of black Levi's cords with big, white tennis shoes.

Bonus points if there's a comb in the back pocket.

Hey! My dad has worn that outfit for over 30 years!! :

You know how men hate change!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

How about the people that wear jeans for 6 months before washing them?

Why would someone do that?

 

[huntr1]

Why would someone do that?

To make them "mould" (should be "mold") to their body, and have "custom" wear/dirt stains. Personally I think its gross.

 

[morganj614]

I'll check out mens fashion when I go out on Saturday

 

[Kyle]

There's nothing better than combining a tight pair of black Levi's cords with big, white tennis shoes.

Bonus points if there's a comb in the back pocket.