12 things my motorcycle taught me.

mingiz

Horse Poor
1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.


2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.


3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God,

than sitting in church thinking about my bike.


4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.


5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.


6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.


7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.


8. Young riders pick a destination and go;

Old riders pick a direction and go.


9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.


10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.


11. Only a rider knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.


12. I've never seen a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office
 

dn0121

New Member
Wirelessly posted (Baconator 9000: BlackBerry8330/4.5.0.175 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/105)

That's awesome
 

glhs837

Power with Control
My saving grace was that he was stunned for the duration of the ride. Didnt wake up til I was stopped on some grass. Downside? He was a wasp, and got me 3-4 times berfore I killed him:) And of course he started stingin before I deployed the stand, so I dropped the bike while doing the "Gotta wask in my shirt" dance:)

Think I'll take the bike to class tonight:yahoo:
 

my-thyme

..if momma ain't happy...
Patron
Been riding to work off and on the last few weeks - really nice the last couple days...and looking to get nicer...
 

Floyd2004

-Void-
Haha then I hope to get a bike at some point. But right now it looks like it might be quite some time. Anyone have a few grand to spare lol. :buddies:
Maybe Obama will buy me a bike lol :killingme
 
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