16 Common Phrases In The News And What They Actually Mean

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
16 Common Phrases In The News And What They Actually Mean


As everyone knows, the news media knows what's best for us and they always tell the truth. The only problem is that they use really big and complicated words that we simple folk just don't understand. How will you ever keep up? Well, don't worry! We prepared this special translation guide just for you, so the next time you're watching the news you'll be able to follow along!

1) "Debunked conspiracy theory" = a completely factual event that is 100% true and we don't like it

2) "This is dangerous misinformation" = we don't really agree with it but people are still sharing it

3) "Farm animal bacterial infection treatment" = penicillin

4) "Conservative panelist" = guy who once voted for Ronald Reagan, possibly by mistake


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ProLifePatriot

Well-Known Member
Or Sophisticated Event = A gathering of people we do like.
Violent Insurection = When two or more Trump supporters walk into any Government building and take selfies.
Expert Testamony = False information quoted by some Schmuck who saw it on the internet.
Racist Statements = Truthful Facts or Anything said that goes against our one sided narratives.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
16 Common Phrases In The News And What They Actually Mean


As everyone knows, the news media knows what's best for us and they always tell the truth. The only problem is that they use really big and complicated words that we simple folk just don't understand. How will you ever keep up? Well, don't worry! We prepared this special translation guide just for you, so the next time you're watching the news you'll be able to follow along!

1) "Debunked conspiracy theory" = a completely factual event that is 100% true and we don't like it

2) "This is dangerous misinformation" = we don't really agree with it but people are still sharing it

3) "Farm animal bacterial infection treatment" = penicillin

4) "Conservative panelist" = guy who once voted for Ronald Reagan, possibly by mistake


More...



Wait, how is that satire? It looks completely factual to me. :sshrug:
 
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