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[RoseRed]

Let us live our life so that when we die, even the undertaker will be sorry.

 

[somdwatch]

Gas?

I'm saving all my farts for this very reason!

 

[limblips]

I'm saving all my farts for this very reason!

Never, ever hold in your farts!!!! The pressure builds up, they travel up your spine, get into your brain and become $hitty ideas!

 

[aps45819]

Never, ever hold in your farts!!!! The pressure builds up, they travel up your spine, get into your brain and become $hitty ideas!

I've always heard that the reason girls don't fart is that they never stop talking long enough to build up pressure