2 prison COs busted smuggling dopey hot pockets

[Monello]

Maybe Kim K will petition for the president to pardon them.

Two Calhoun State Prison officers in Morgan, Georgia, were arrested for allegedly smuggling drugs and other items inside a popular microwavable sandwich.

The two female officers were arrested Monday after a metal detector alerted investigators to about 112 grams of meth and tobacco inside a Pepperoni Pizza Hot Pocket,

I hope Jim Gaffigan has an alibi

 

[PeoplesElbow]

How does a metal detector detect meth and tobacco?

 

[black dog]

No big deal here, they were just working out a pay disparity issue....

 

[Hijinx]

The names tell the story.

 

[black dog]

The names tell the story.

What story does it say?