2006 Olympic Pete awards

Pete

Repete
I forgot one

"You deserve a gold for effort" award - Silvia Fontana
The other night I was watching ladies skating and saw an Italian lady come out and do a less than dazzling performance. The announcer then told part of her story.

30 year old Silvia Fontana was one of Italy's entrants not because she was a superb skater, because the Olympics has a rule that the host nation has to compete in every event. Silvia was a figure skater, not a great one, she never enjoyed much success. She had even retired 3 years prior. Italy needed another skater so they called Silvia in desperate need. Silvia said yes. She began working out 9 months before the Olympics started. She knew she was a filler, not expected to win anything.

After a dismal short program she was in tears. She was terrible and she knew it. She was embarrassed for herself and Italy. Not one to quit she went back out and skated the long program. The jumps were doubles and not triples, the lines were a Little wobbly, she was not very graceful BUT she accomplished something the eventual Silver and Bronze medalists did not do.......she never fell and hit the ice. The crowd went wild with appreciation for a 30 year old retired skater who placed 22nd out of 24th just to be a filler.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Pete said:
Larry Gude judged sports are for weenies” award - Sasha Cohen, Ice Skating


How is it that in the Olympics, the premier athletic spectacle, the pinnacle of perfection that the Silver and Bronze medalists in Ladies skating got ice burns on their asses and still medaled?
Because figure skating is the Paris Hilton of Olympics--gaudy, spoiled and self-obsessed. This column from 1998 could have been written by Larry:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ol...o/figureskating/news/1998/02/16/albom_column/

"I once had a skater who had an unusual outfit," admitted Frank Carroll, who coaches Michelle Kwan, "and a judge said to me, 'I don't know if I like his skating. I can't get past the costume.'" You see what I mean? You don't say that in a sport. "I can't get past the costume." Can you imagine a referee saying, "I don't know if Michael Jordan hit a 3-pointer or a 2-pointer. I can't get past his baggy shorts"...


Now, I know some critics will say, "What about gymnastics, or diving, or ski-jumping? They all have judges. Are they not sports?" Good question. But at least in those events, there is no costume factor, and -- with the exception of the gymnastics floor program -- there is no artistic interpretation involved.

As long as figure skating has two sets of marks -- technical and artistic -- it will have judges yanking with one hand and squeezing with the other.
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
Tonio said:
Because figure skating is the Paris Hilton of Olympics--gaudy, spoiled and self-obsessed. This column from 1998 could have been written by Larry:


:lmao: Larry would do better than that, his gift of typoese gives his stuff a one of a kind feel.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Pete said:
Agree but it is fun to watch.
True. It's fun to watch the grand poohbahs of skating make fools of themselves. Personally, I think they're jealous of the attention given to the skaters. It's like watching the Oscars or Emmys, which are just exercises in self-congratulation by the entertainment industry.
 

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
Ever notice how the male commentators always sound like catty little biatches when someone is on the ice? :drama:
 

Pete

Repete
kom526 said:
Ever notice how the male commentators always sound like catty little biatches when someone is on the ice? :drama:
If your name was "Dick Button" you would sound catty too. :lmao:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Yeah...

She is hot, she is graceful, she is fluid, she has excellent athletic ability, she won the silver medal in Ladies Ice skating. Sasha “Look at what she can do with her legs


...but can see hit a new Cobra driver?
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
That's easy...

How can you not like these kids. Now snow boarding has all grown up and these kids are not the same ski bums annoying the crap out of people on the ski slopes performing radical tricks. It was refreshing to see youthful ambition , down to earth exuberance and all out desire. Gold and silver winners in the Mens and womens half pipe.


I can not like them because they're out there sneaking their 'doobies' and 'blunts' between events wirh their 'dude' baggy pants culture and I just can't stand some young punks doing drugs, looking like bums and ruining the reputation of a grand event like the Olympics when they should be out there doping their blood and doing 'roids in a more respectful manner like the adults.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
See?

Bode Miller The self proclaimed granola cruncher, heavily favored to win several medals, ranked #1 in the world in several events, wins NOTHING.

Stoned drunk, like adults ought to be. Not stoned.
 

Pete

Repete
Larry Gude said:
...but can see hit a new Cobra driver?
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/dpete2q/sasha.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>Who cares? :really:
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
kom526 said:
Ever notice how the male commentators always sound like catty little biatches when someone is on the ice? :drama:
That's why I think they're jealous of the skaters.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
And you didn't mention...

...the Canucks winning the sweeping gold for the first time since that shuffle board incident back in the 90's.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
Larry Gude said:
..controversy to boot.

TORINO.

I refuse to allow any foreign spellings on U.S. soil. This is america, spell in English. It's Turin.

The spelling Torino is a conspiracy to get the Italian Government defining how we spell.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Nice...

Pete said:
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/dpete2q/sasha.jpg" border="0" alt="Image hosting by Photobucket"></a>Who cares? :really:


....full back swing...
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
I thought we sold...

MMDad said:
I refuse to allow any foreign spellings on U.S. soil. This is america, spell in English. It's Turin.

The spelling Torino is a conspiracy to get the Italian Government defining how we spell.


..the Alphabet to the Srbs to save on vowels???
 
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