3 Married Men

Three friends married women from different parts of the country.

The first man married a woman from California. He told her
that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning..
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came
home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from New Jersey. He gave
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from the North Carolina. He ordered
her to get a load of wood, keep the house clean, wash the dishes, mow the
lawn, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but
by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix
himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty
when he pees.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Anyone wanna help me, here. A North Carolina woman beats up the lippy old man but not a Cali or NJ gal?

:shrug:
 
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toppick08

Guest
Anyone wanna help me, here. A North Carolina woman beats up the lippy old man but not a Cali or NJ gal?

:shrug:

Those Dixie 'Darlins will put you in your place and favorite position,......everytime..:jet:

:lol:
 
Anyone wanna help me, here. A North Carolina woman beats up the lippy old man but not a Cali or NJ gal?

:shrug:

Heck, I don't think it matters WHAT region you select, you lip off to a woman like that and you'll get what-for no matter where you live!
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Heck, I don't think it matters WHAT region you select, you lip off to a woman like that and you'll get what-for no matter where you live!

Well, I happen to know a chick I went to school with and she married some dip#### from Carolina and moved there, the kids, the family, the faith, the lifestyle and mores and values, the whole nine yards and she was damn near a prisoner of the expectations and they were not subtle. Her eventual divorce, man, she was all but criminalized. Other than that, I'd tend to agree with you.

When I think of women that will bust your ass I tend to think of black chicks, serious sister types.
 
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