They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
Hi Bluebird! Glad you got back safely. Or as safely as possible under the circumstances.
Too long!
.I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
I missed everyone and they wouldn't let me write letters. I tried to sneak on to one of their computers but I couldn't figure out how to use their version of Microsoft Windows.
They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!
Damn.Hey thanks! Aliens are nothing to mess around with. While I was in captivity I learned that earth worms are actually a superior race to humans and that #### roaches are actually alien creatures sent here to spy on us. Be careful out there!
Just a quick update since I haven't posted in a few days. Folks, I've been on Centauri B, that's right Centauri B. The Aliens keep taking me there for "human studies". I don't want to get to far into details unless I'm asked but what I will tell you is that it's a horrible planet. I was held captive right on the border of where it's always twilight (Centauri B is tidally locked with it's sun). Because of the lack of Vitamin A I was severely depressed and the all vegetable diet they kept me on wasn't doing me any favors as the food there is not very good. Anyhoo, it seems I'm back but who knows for how long. The Aliens really can't get enough of me. If any of you have any specific questions please just ask and I'll tell you everything I know about our next closest neighbor in the universe.
Would your new friends happen to know the winning numbers to the next powerball drawing? This 1 might be easier. What is the substance that gives Arby's roast beef that iridescent, rainbow sheen?If any of you have any specific questions please just ask and I'll tell you everything I know about our next closest neighbor in the universe.
Just a quick update since I haven't posted in a few days. Folks, I've been on Centauri B, that's right Centauri B. The Aliens keep taking me there for "human studies". I don't want to get to far into details unless I'm asked but what I will tell you is that it's a horrible planet. I was held captive right on the border of where it's always twilight (Centauri B is tidally locked with it's sun). Because of the lack of Vitamin A I was severely depressed and the all vegetable diet they kept me on wasn't doing me any favors as the food there is not very good. Anyhoo, it seems I'm back but who knows for how long. The Aliens really can't get enough of me. If any of you have any specific questions please just ask and I'll tell you everything I know about our next closest neighbor in the universe.
He should smuggle some prescription cough syrup along with the Skittles.You should smuggle bags of Skittles with you next time you go. I'll bet the reason they're so cranky is because of the bad food and they just need to taste the rainbow.
You should smuggle bags of Skittles with you next time you go. I'll bet the reason they're so cranky is because of the bad food and they just need to taste the rainbow.
Hmmm...if I give you my address, could you ask them to abduct me too?Life here for the next 4 years will be worse than Centauri B!
Were you probed?They just returned me a week ago, no idea how long I was gone!