keekee
Well-Known Member
During our basement remodel, I found an old moldy envelope that contains small,
neatly trimmed notes written in very neat handwriting. They appear to be the
stories, or maybe confessions of a young man. I found them amusing so thought
I'd share. I'm in Town Creek, and my house was built in 1964. Maybe someone
knows who the author is, along with his friends Jeff, Scott and Dave..?
Here they are, as written:
Me and my friend Jeff were down the street. And we saw a three wheeler. Jeff said do you want to
steal it. I said fk it. We went to his house to get wires. And we went back and hot wire it. We went to
a old railroad truck. I got on it and Jeff was in the back. I jump and ran into a tree.
I went over my caisen house and saw a nice 3HP goat cart. I pull it and start right up. So I got on and
went to the road and did not had brakes. And ran into tree. I went back and get a hamer and dent it out.
It took me a hour to do it.
Me and my friend was drunk at Virginia beach. And we decided to break in to a house. But didn’t know
it had a alarm. So five minute later. The police came. I threw the back way and start raning. My friend
start raning and ran in to a wall and knock himself out.
Me and my friend Jeff want to the movies. And had six movies to choose from. We pick one and watch it.
When the movies was over. Jeff pull a bottle of ink and pour it in the seat. And we went out and wait.
We saw a women coming out crying and she turn aroud. We saw ink on her dress. Jeff said I never saw
a women crying over spill ink. We crak up.
My parents bought me a minie bike. That piece of sht will not go fast. One night me my friend went to
his house and rebuild the minie bike. I got on it and floored it. And didn’t go anywhere. My friend for
got to put the chain on. He put on the chain. I got on it and floored it and let off and it was still going.
I ran into the door and jump down stairs.
Me and my friend was over my house. And had a little party. Jeff said do you want to the drive in movie?
I said I have no money. Jeff said you can go into the trunk. So we went to school first to see what happening.
Scott and Dave was up their and we said do you want to go to the drive in Movies. They said yes.
So Jeff open the trunk and we went in. We to the movies and had a Ball.
neatly trimmed notes written in very neat handwriting. They appear to be the
stories, or maybe confessions of a young man. I found them amusing so thought
I'd share. I'm in Town Creek, and my house was built in 1964. Maybe someone
knows who the author is, along with his friends Jeff, Scott and Dave..?
Here they are, as written:
Me and my friend Jeff were down the street. And we saw a three wheeler. Jeff said do you want to
steal it. I said fk it. We went to his house to get wires. And we went back and hot wire it. We went to
a old railroad truck. I got on it and Jeff was in the back. I jump and ran into a tree.
I went over my caisen house and saw a nice 3HP goat cart. I pull it and start right up. So I got on and
went to the road and did not had brakes. And ran into tree. I went back and get a hamer and dent it out.
It took me a hour to do it.
Me and my friend was drunk at Virginia beach. And we decided to break in to a house. But didn’t know
it had a alarm. So five minute later. The police came. I threw the back way and start raning. My friend
start raning and ran in to a wall and knock himself out.
Me and my friend Jeff want to the movies. And had six movies to choose from. We pick one and watch it.
When the movies was over. Jeff pull a bottle of ink and pour it in the seat. And we went out and wait.
We saw a women coming out crying and she turn aroud. We saw ink on her dress. Jeff said I never saw
a women crying over spill ink. We crak up.
My parents bought me a minie bike. That piece of sht will not go fast. One night me my friend went to
his house and rebuild the minie bike. I got on it and floored it. And didn’t go anywhere. My friend for
got to put the chain on. He put on the chain. I got on it and floored it and let off and it was still going.
I ran into the door and jump down stairs.
Me and my friend was over my house. And had a little party. Jeff said do you want to the drive in movie?
I said I have no money. Jeff said you can go into the trunk. So we went to school first to see what happening.
Scott and Dave was up their and we said do you want to go to the drive in Movies. They said yes.
So Jeff open the trunk and we went in. We to the movies and had a Ball.