5 Ways to Score Big with Women

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Good thing I don't go home with guys I meet once, then... Wait, make that twice, and then 3 times, and 4 times...

I just like women..... I can't explain the phenomenon that makes them lose weight, straightens out their teeth,(sometimes even makes them grow back), makes them all look pretty when I drink beer. Taking a woman home twice is against some code or rule in the man book somewhere....., they all spin and bend though, some just have more talent

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Can they bend over like skinny chicks? :shrug:

I forgot, it makes them younger too, didn't want to leave that one out

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by TripleJ
Taking a woman home twice is against some code or rule in the man book somewhere.....

Do you plan on marrying some time in your life?

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by TripleJ
I forgot, it makes them younger too, didn't want to leave that one out

And backseats become comfortable all of the sudden...

 

[fddog]

Men want 3 things
1 sex when we don't want it
2 good food
3 no conversation :bandit:

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by fddog

1 sex when we don't want it

That just doesn't make any sense...

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by fddog
Men want 3 things
1 Pixie
2 Pixie
3 and Pixie

 

[fddog]

#1
BUT THEN AGAIN WHEN DOES A MAN NOT WANT SEX

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
Do you plan on marrying some time in your life?

already been married, now I'm separated and exploring life, bring on the beer and big women

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by pixiegirl

after looking at your pictures I can see why you say that.......
hubba hubba

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by fddog
#1
BUT THEN AGAIN WHEN DOES A MAN NOT WANT SEX

When the woman wants to have it, everybody knows that

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by TripleJ
after looking at your pictures I can see why you say that.......
hubba hubba

Yeah, she's enough to make on of them go staight!

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by TripleJ
after looking at your pictures I can see why you say that.......
hubba hubba

But you like big women remember 5'4", 105 #s I'm hardly a big girl.

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by justhangn
Yeah, she's enough to make on of them go staight to the back yad a pitch a tent!

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
But you like big women remember 5'4", 105 #s I'm perfect for a helicopter ride.

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
But you like big women remember 5'4", 105 #s I'm hardly a big girl.

I was lying... I was lying.... Sweet and petite, that's for me

 

[TripleJ]

Originally posted by cariblue
Troll.

Dammit.........now I'm a troll..........rats, got another reason to go out and drink

 

[joeyinlexpark]

Originally posted by SamSpade
HEY! I *like* big women.

Actually, I *prefer* big women.

well then boy are you in the right place, they are everywheres!!!

actually just go to northridge, their are bigguns everywheres and half of them are lesbians, may be you might just get to watch some over grown woman eat roast beef sandwhiches all night

 

[JackieY]

Originally posted by Mike Oxbig
Rats, I thought it said five ways to score with big women.

I KNEW someone was going to say that! ya beat me to it.

 

[Mike Oxbig]

Originally posted by JackieY
I KNEW someone was going to say that! ya beat me to it.

Yeah, I beat you by FOUR DAYS!