a blonde joke
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PJumper
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Good one!
How about the blonde who went to the Doctor's office?
Doc- What's the problem child?
Blonde - My whole body hurts!
Doc - What do you mean your whole body hurts?
Blonde - proceeded to touch several parts of her body and said "Ouch" every time she does it.
Doc - Child, you do have a condition but it's not your body!
Blonde - What do you mean Doc?
Doc - Child, you have a broken index finger!
DEEKAYPEE8569
Well-Known Member
Old but still funny.....
A blonde is driving down a deserted road when suddenly a car starts riding her bumper, flashing headlights and laying on the horn. She pulls over thinking the jerk will go by; but instead the other car also pulls over and a leather-jacket, torn jeans-wearing guy gets out weilding a knife and a piece of chalk; who yells at her to get out of her car. The guy draws a circle on the pavement and orders the blonde to stand inside it and DO NOT move.
The guy proceeds to rummage through the blonde's car, slicing everything; carpets, door panels, seats, inside the trunk.
When he's finished, the guy turns to find the blonde lying in the cirlcle laughing hysterically. "Didn't you see what I just did?" he asks.
Struggling for a breath, still laughing, the blonde replies, "I jumped out of the circle three times and you didn't see me!"
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GWguy
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I honest-to-God don't understand this.
What the ####?
*sigh*
<== See my sig line.......
withrespect
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Whatever. You just don't like me. You think I am a drama queen.
I just don't get the jokes.
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
I honest-to-God don't understand this.
WR,
Blonde "logic" is telling them that since they can see the moon up in the sky it must be closer than Florida b/c they can't see Florida from where they are.
just a silly blonde joke.
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WR,
Blonde "logic" is telling them that since they can see the moon up in the sky it must be closer than Florida b/c they can't see Florida from where they are.
just a silly blonde joke.
That is the dumbest worstest joke I have ever heard.
Racists
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
That is the dumbest worstest joke I have ever heard.
I won't disagree with you there. (Other than 'worstest')
There are much better Blonde jokes out there.
GWguy
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Whatever. You just don't like me. You think I am a drama queen.
I just don't get the jokes.
No, actually, I do like you and your posts. They add a smile to the forums.
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Racists
Don't listen to them.
They tell stupid ####ing jokes that people don't understand They're just meamies.... Come to WR
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
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SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
Here's an old one:
"Not all Blonde's are airheads - some are actually Brunettes that dyed their hair."
"Not all Blonde's are airheads - some are actually Brunettes that dyed their hair."
Racists
No. Not racist. Blondest. Out of a bottle or au natural.
A blond girl is walking down the banks of a river, looks across and sees another blonde girl walking down the bank of the other side.
They stop, sort of wave at each, and one blonde girl yells across "Hey, how do I get to the other side?"
The other blonde slaps the side of her head and yells back "Duh! You ARE on the other side!"
