a blonde joke

libertytyranny

libertytyranny

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A blonde and a brunette were in an elevator. A handsome guy gets in on the ground floor, and off at the third. The brunette tirns to the blonde and says, "wow, what a handsome man. Too bad about that dandruff, though. We really should give him some head and shoulders."

The blonde looked a little perplexed and said, "Ok, but how in the world do you give shoulders?"
 
withrespect

withrespect

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libertytyranny said:
A blonde and a brunette were in an elevator. A handsome guy gets in on the ground floor, and off at the third. The brunette tirns to the blonde and says, "wow, what a handsome man. Too bad about that dandruff, though. We really should give him some head and shoulders."


The blonde looked a little perplexed and said, "Ok, but how in the world do you give shoulders?"
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luvmygdaughters

luvmygdaughters

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Two blondes drove from New York to Orlando to see Disney World. When they arrived in Orlando, they came across a sign that said "Disney World Left" ... they turned around and went home.
 
ftcret

ftcret

New Member
Two blondes and a Brunette go out for the night, the two blondes walk into a bar - the brunette ducks...
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
The attractive blonde pulled into the parking space. She opened the car door, hit the lock button on the door handle as she got out, and slammed the door shut. Suddenly she realized she left her only set of keys in the ignition. She frantically tugged on the door handle but it was too late - The door was locked. In a panic, she looked around the parking lot for help. Lucky for her, there was a policeman patrolling in his squad car. She waved him down and ran up to the driver side window. The officer asked "How can I help you Ma'am?" The woman proceeded to explain how she locked her keys in her car and she needed the officer's help to unlock the door. Regretfully, he told her the police were no longer allowed to do that and she would need to call a Locksmith. Not to be discouraged, the attractive woman flicked her long blonde hair, batted her eyelashes, licked her lips and said "Pretty, pretty please?" while leaning forward to reveal her low cut blouse and ample cleavage. Seeing this, the officer changed his mind and said "Ok, just this one time. Which vehicle is yours?" Happy she got her way, the blonde excitedly pointed over to the Red Convertible Mustang with the top down.
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
SoMD_Fun_Guy said:
The attractive blonde pulled into the parking space. She opened the car door, hit the lock button on the door handle as she got out, and slammed the door shut. Suddenly she realized she left her only set of keys in the ignition. She frantically tugged on the door handle but it was too late - The door was locked. In a panic, she looked around the parking lot for help. Lucky for her, there was a policeman patrolling in his squad car. She waved him down and ran up to the driver side window. The officer asked "How can I help you Ma'am?" The woman proceeded to explain how she locked her keys in her car and she needed the officer's help to unlock the door. Regretfully, he told her the police were no longer allowed to do that and she would need to call a Locksmith. Not to be discouraged, the attractive woman flicked her long blonde hair, batted her eyelashes, licked her lips and said "Pretty, pretty please?" while leaning forward to reveal her low cut blouse and ample cleavage. Seeing this, the officer changed his mind and said "Ok, just this one time. Which vehicle is yours?" Happy she got her way, the blonde excitedly pointed over to the Red Convertible Mustang with the top down.
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I've done that... Thank GOD for the sunroof! :jet:
 
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