A COVID-19 Humor Thread (Making Viral Lemonade)

[Tech]

Y’all don’t need to panic. A hurricane coming straight towards FL is the most normal thing that’s happened in 2020.

 

[Grumpy]

 

[RoseRed]

Not so much humor, but what is right below it...

 

[Kyle]

If Dave was doing everything he was supposed to his mask would have magically protected him.

Sounds to me like his mask didnt work.

 

[Tech]

If Dave was doing everything he was supposed to his mask would have magically protected him.

Sounds to me like his mask didnt work.

And didn't use his two feet to social distance his arse.

 

[Yooper]

Or should this be posted in "This May Take A Moment" or "That Escalated Quickly"?

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[jazz lady]

 

[jazz lady]

 

[jazz lady]

 

[wharf rat]

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[Monello]

Not so much humor, but what is right below it...
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The author of this obituary's death will be from TDS in a few months.

Here's a story clip from a Texas newspaper.

David retired and they sought a more affordable lifestyle in northeast Texas. When the pandemic started spreading throughout the country, Stacey said she became increasingly nervous for David, who she said had a bad heart, high blood pressure and diabetes.

 

[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

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[Yooper]

Man, this couldn't be more true:

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[Sneakers]

Man, this couldn't be more true:

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I already have McGyver working on it. Gave him a paper clip and a rubber band.

 

[Yooper]

I already have McGyver working on it. Gave him a paper clip and a rubber band.

Don't forget to also pass him the partially crushed, plastic Dixie cup!

TIA!

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[phreddyp]

When your times up your times up , no one knows what time it is , not even Chicago.

 

[wharf rat]

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[jazz lady]

 

[jazz lady]