A COVID-19 Humor Thread (Making Viral Lemonade)
Clem72
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I sat across from a guy who would religiously fumigate his cube (and cube mate) with Lysol every morning. For years.
RareBreed
Throwing the deuces
Did anyone notice the sign on Jerry's Place now sports masks on the caricature of Jerry Sr? Maybe Hope too but the one on Jerry caught my eye.
GregV814
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I saw that guy driving his Prius at Starbucks in Prince Frederick yesterday. It had a Hillary bumper sticker and a rainbow decal.
Or FedEX. I saw them at my neighbors house, and next thing I knew, he was tapping on my door. Refi papers.
But I have no intention of getting it.
Yooper
Up. Identified. Lase. Fire. On the way.
Clem72
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They told me I was modeling for a prosthetic, to help people who had lost their sacks to cancer. I should have asked for more than $37.
Do they also hang off trailer hitches?
Tech
Well-Known Member
Jimmy Durante would've had trouble.
Especially if he wore it under the schnozzola of his!