A COVID-19 Humor Thread (Making Viral Lemonade)
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This is pretty clever:
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Stalking the Elusive Toilet Paper Roll in the Wild :: Guns.com
With the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020 underway, we took to the woods in search of the ever-elusive tissue roll in the wild.
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InigoMontoya
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With Clubs Closed for COVID-19, Strippers in Portland, Oregon, Take to Topless Food Delivery
When fears of the COVID-19 pandemic first started circulating, Brodie Grody, a stripper in Portland, Oregon, saw her income dwindle to about half of what it usually was. “People were scared,” she says. “They were going out less. They were buying fewer lap dances and sitting at the stage less because they were worried about getting too close to us.”
Then, when Gov. Kate Brown announced last week she would be shutting down all restaurants and bars in Oregon, Grody’s already-dwindling income was “wiped out completely,” she says. “We really needed to step it up and start hustling.”
When fears of the COVID-19 pandemic first started circulating, Brodie Grody, a stripper in Portland, Oregon, saw her income dwindle to about half of what it usually was. “People were scared,” she says. “They were going out less. They were buying fewer lap dances and sitting at the stage less because they were worried about getting too close to us.”
Then, when Gov. Kate Brown announced last week she would be shutting down all restaurants and bars in Oregon, Grody’s already-dwindling income was “wiped out completely,” she says. “We really needed to step it up and start hustling.”
Yooper
Up. Identified. Lase. Fire. On the way.
The Babylon Bee, on a roll:
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Man Working From Home Encounters Nasty 10-Matchbox-Car Pileup On Evening Commute
CHINO, CA—Local man Barrett Hampton encountered a nasty 10-Matchbox-car pileup on his evening commute Monday.
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San Francisco Asks Homeless Residents To Poop At Home
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—San Francisco Mayor London Breed has asked all the homeless residents of her city to please poop at home as coronavirus spreads throughout the nation.
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Auntie Biache'
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