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:howdy: Hey i just reply to somebody what happen, so where your story to share with me? Have you ever been in car crash and had you head split wide open. I did, we hit an 18 wheeler park going 30MPH. My boyfriend got stab with a sharp pice of glass in his chest. The reason why we were in a car crash,because we were doing donut spins and lost control of the car. We were about to hit a wall and he turn wheel and step on the gas petal, not the brake. I had 122 stiches in my head.

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migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
:evil: Do not ever walk backward going down steps. Might turn around and fall dowm 5 steps down and land face first. Do not wipe blood on a white towel. Do not blame it on a toy on the steps.

Ha. I walk forward down the steps and do this. I also fall up the stairs. You gunning for my forum klutz title? You have a long way to go. :lmao:
 

SoccerMom2

New Member
When i was 12 i got a shampoo bottle top stuck on my bottom lip. I was trying to open it with my teeth. Well it didn't work. So i quickly got out of the shower wrapped up in a towel went scream to my Dad. When i went into the living everyone started laughing. When i say everyone i mean My Dad 2 brothers and 10 of their friends. One of them i had the biggest crush on. After 20 minutes and the lid wouldn't come off i had to go to the er where they cut part of my lip to get the lid off. So what lesson did we learn for this: NEVER OPEN ANYTHING WITH YOUR TEETH!
 
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dems4me

Guest
When i was 12 i got a shampoo bottle top stuck on my bottom lip. I was trying to open it with my teeth. Well it didn't work. So i quickly got out of the shower wrapped up in a towel went scream to my Dad. When i went into the living everyone started laughing. When i say everyone i mean My Dad 2 brothers and 10 of their friends. One of them i had the biggest crush on. After 20 minutes and the lid wouldn't come off i had to go to the er where they cut part of my lip to get the lid off. So what lesson did we learn for this: NEVER OPEN ANYTHING WITH YOUR TEETH!

:yikes: :roflmao:
 

crymomma

New Member
When i was 12 i got a shampoo bottle top stuck on my bottom lip. I was trying to open it with my teeth. Well it didn't work. So i quickly got out of the shower wrapped up in a towel went scream to my Dad. When i went into the living everyone started laughing. When i say everyone i mean My Dad 2 brothers and 10 of their friends. One of them i had the biggest crush on. After 20 minutes and the lid wouldn't come off i had to go to the er where they cut part of my lip to get the lid off. So what lesson did we learn for this: NEVER OPEN ANYTHING WITH YOUR TEETH!

:howdy: Or 16oz bottle pop...
 

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
I did, we hit an 18 wheeler park going 30MPH. My boyfriend got stab with a sharp pice of glass in his chest. The reason why we were in a car crash,because we were doing donut spins and lost control of the car. We were about to hit a wall and he turn wheel and step on the gas petal, not the brake. I had 122 stiches in my head.

Did he ask you to hold his 10oz Bud?
 
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