A little about me

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
Are you male or female?, if you don't mind answering...

(And, animal, mineral or vegetable? if I've got you on a roll...) :whistle:
 
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remaxrealtor

Guest
Fulfilled said:
Hello?!? :tap: You ignoring me cause I'm black :confused: :lmao:

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K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
666 said:
I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.
Are you a boy or a girl?
 

Nanny Pam

************
666 said:
I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.


How do you feel about having sex with old people? :elaine:
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
666 said:
Welcome aboard.

With your job title and Forum handle, [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]I pictured a chipper administrative assistant in Hell's executive suite, dressed like Wendy O. Williams: "Hello, Satan's office. How may I help you?... I'm sorry, but His Infernal Majesty is not available at the moment to speak with you. Would you like me to leave a message for him in your own blood?" :lol:
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BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
Tonio said:
Welcome aboard.

With your job title and Forum handle, [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]I pictured a chipper administrative assistant in Hell's executive suite, dressed like Wendy O. Williams: "Hello, Satan's office. How may I help you?... I'm sorry, but His Infernal Majesty is not available at the moment to speak with you. Would you like me to leave a message for him in your own blood?" :lol:
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OMG. That's MY job.
 

ocean733

New Member
Tonio said:
Welcome aboard.

With your job title and Forum handle, [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]I pictured a chipper administrative assistant in Hell's executive suite, dressed like Wendy O. Williams: "Hello, Satan's office. How may I help you?... I'm sorry, but His Infernal Majesty is not available at the moment to speak with you. Would you like me to leave a message for him in your own blood?" :lol:
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BS Gal said:
OMG. That's MY job.
:lmao:
 

fttrsbeerwench

New Member
Welcome aboard...
Please register you underwear preference and size with the proper forumite.

Fill out the necessary paperwork, voter's registration and health chart, and go down the hall to the to door labeled, " Flogging Department".

Once the initial wounds have healed, you will be categorized and placed in the appropriate group.
 

Tigerlily

Luvin Life !!!
fttrsbeerwench said:
Welcome aboard...
Please register you underwear preference and size with the proper forumite.

Fill out the necessary paperwork, voter's registration and health chart, and go down the hall to the to door labeled, " Flogging Department".

Once the initial wounds have healed, you will be categorized and placed in the appropriate group.
:lmao:
 

Foamy

Rules
666 said:
I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.
Oh here we go:duh:
another middle aged attention magnet:duh:
What is wrong with people that they wonder why they stand under a tree with their mouth open sooner or later a bird is gonna think it's fair game?
:splat: mmmm yummy!

Do you not realize :you twit: that your :lacking: introduction will win you nothing here!
(ooh poor mee...."snif-snif" i'm old....and divorced....and impotent.....oh and by the way....HAIL SATAN!!)

Here i offer you a rusty spoon, please feel free to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and un-carefully remove your colon.

:bow down to me:
 

PrepH4U

New Member
Foamy said:
Oh here we go:duh:
another middle aged attention magnet:duh:
What is wrong with people that they wonder why they stand under a tree with their mouth open sooner or later a bird is gonna think it's fair game?
:splat: mmmm yummy!

Do you not realize :you twit: that your :lacking: introduction will win you nothing here!
(ooh poor mee...."snif-snif" i'm old....and divorced....and impotent.....oh and by the way....HAIL SATAN!!)

Here i offer you a rusty spoon, please feel free to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and un-carefully remove your colon.

:bow down to me:

oh my! :angel: :lmao:
 
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