KCM
Right Where I Belong
CMC122 said:It's all the same! Tale, tail:shrug:
CMC122 said:It's all the same! Tale, tail:shrug:
Fulfilled said:How much money you make?
666 said:I am ignoring you.
Fulfilled said:Hello?!? You ignoring me cause I'm black
Are you a boy or a girl?666 said:I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.
666 said:I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.
Pax or Indian Head?666 said:I live in Pope's Creek, MD . . . and I work on the base.
Welcome aboard.666 said:Admin
OMG. That's MY job.Tonio said:Welcome aboard.
With your job title and Forum handle, [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]I pictured a chipper administrative assistant in Hell's executive suite, dressed like Wendy O. Williams: "Hello, Satan's office. How may I help you?... I'm sorry, but His Infernal Majesty is not available at the moment to speak with you. Would you like me to leave a message for him in your own blood?"
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Tonio said:Welcome aboard.
With your job title and Forum handle, [font=verdana, arial, helvetica]I pictured a chipper administrative assistant in Hell's executive suite, dressed like Wendy O. Williams: "Hello, Satan's office. How may I help you?... I'm sorry, but His Infernal Majesty is not available at the moment to speak with you. Would you like me to leave a message for him in your own blood?"
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BS Gal said:OMG. That's MY job.
fttrsbeerwench said:Welcome aboard...
Please register you underwear preference and size with the proper forumite.
Fill out the necessary paperwork, voter's registration and health chart, and go down the hall to the to door labeled, " Flogging Department".
Once the initial wounds have healed, you will be categorized and placed in the appropriate group.
Oh here we go666 said:I'm 39 years old and divorced, I smoke too much, drink too much, and I can't make it to work on time. I live in Pope's Creek, MD and I like to hang out at Gilligan's. I've been here for almost 2 months and I work on the base.
Foamy said:Oh here we go
another middle aged attention magnet
What is wrong with people that they wonder why they stand under a tree with their mouth open sooner or later a bird is gonna think it's fair game?
:splat: mmmm yummy!
Do you not realize :you twit: that your :lacking: introduction will win you nothing here!
(ooh poor mee...."snif-snif" i'm old....and divorced....and impotent.....oh and by the way....HAIL SATAN!!)
Here i offer you a rusty spoon, please feel free to shove it where the sun doesn't shine and un-carefully remove your colon.
:bow down to me: