A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married

[Misfit]

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

 

[withrespect]

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

Some would beg to differ.

 

[RoseRed]

http://forums.somd.com/news-current...-marriage-women-aren-t-wom-5.html#post5036028

 

[Vince]

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.

 

[withrespect]

These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.

Communist.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

These must be a joke.

(1) Richer? She spent it as fast as I could make it. Not that we didn't pay all our bills, but very little went into savings.
(2) think of the children I hate that statement. I always thought of my children.
(3) More sex? Are they kidding?
(4) A pathetic sloth. Well I can't argue that one.
(5) Won't die sick, miserable and alone. How else do you die if you don't get sick, an accident (you're alone) and most people will moan about how miserable they are anyway up until they are put into the ground.

If I ever talk about marriage again, someone kick me in the ass to wake my brain up.

I heard that the rumor is the same for getting a vasectomy.

 

[nobody really]

A Woman's top five reasons to get married

:crickets:

 

[drivingdaisy]

#6 dinner

 

[slotpuppy]

I heard that the rumor is the same for getting a vasectomy.

The plus side to that.....If she gets pregnant, then you can boot her ass out of the house and send her to baby daddy.

 

[Bann]

Wow. Some of y'all are so cynical! And possibly with the wrong partner if things aren't so great in that department.

 

[sockgirl77]

Wow. Some of y'all are so cynical! And possibly with the wrong partner if things aren't so great in that department.

I say that all of the time. I hate when people associate marriage with less sex. I know plenty of happily married people that have sex on a regular basis.

 

[slotpuppy]

I say that all of the time. I hate when people associate marriage with less sex. I know plenty of happily married people that have sex on a regular basis.

Till the alarm goes off...........

 

[tommyjo]

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer
2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX
4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

#1...only if you AND she are predisposed to save in the first place, have no major disasters, illnesses or emergencies...marriage is no guarantee of financial success

#2 get snipped...you never have to think about children.

#3...only if you marry another man!

#4...yeah...you can work your tail off so SHE can be Peggy Bundy

#5. No one has to die sick miserable and alone acording to Fox and SOMD online...invoke your second amendment rights...take a bunch of people with you while you laugh hysterically and make the news for weeks on end!

 

[RoseRed]

#1...only if you AND she are predisposed to save in the first place, have no major disasters, illnesses or emergencies...marriage is no guarantee of financial success

#2 get snipped...you never have to think about children.

#3...only if you marry another man!

#4...yeah...you can work your tail off so SHE can be Peggy Bundy

#5. No one has to die sick miserable and alone acording to Fox and SOMD online...invoke your second amendment rights...take a bunch of people with you while you laugh hysterically and make the news for weeks on end!

 

[Vince]

Communist.

It was a joke. Well...most of it anyway.

 

[KDENISE977]

A man's top 5 reasons to grow up and get married | Fox News

1. You’ll be richer2. Would somebody please think of the children!!
3. You’ll have more sex… A LOT MORE SEX4. You won’t be such a pathetic sloth
5. Don’t die sick, miserable and alone.

Those outlined in RED don't add up at all !!

 

[drivingdaisy]

Those outlined in RED don't add up at all !!

That's not true. If you have more money, you can buy sex, but the consequence might be you end up with some extra children.

 

[aps45819]

#3...only if you marry another man!

How's that working out for you?

 

[my-thyme]

You boys obviously didn't find the right woman.

 

[Gilligan]

She does have a very weird sense of humor. Or does not have one at all. Not sure which.