A spanking way to be happy

[Kizzy]

They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria

Article

 

[AC/DC]

Endorphins also boost the immune system, release sex hormones and reduce appetite.

So, every time DoWhat gets hungry, he would be beaten.

 

[Kain99]

They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best. High levels of pain make the body produce endorphins or 'happy chemicals' and this leads to feelings of euphoria

I knew I was normal!

 

[DoWhat]

So, every time DoWhat gets hungry, he would be beaten.

I will let the wife know.

 

[AC/DC]

I will let the wife know.

Good times, had by all!!!

 

[Hot N Bothered]

They recommend that people receive 30 weekly sessions of 60 of the best.

I think something got lost in translation. Anybody speak Russian?

 

[kwillia]

I much prefer 30 minutes of squats, lunges and chest presses... it hurts, but it's a gooood hurt...

 

[crabcake]

Ya know how there are some things you'd rather not visualize (i.e., parental units having sex) ... same goes for forumites and 'spanking'.

 

[kwillia]

Ya know how there are some things you'd rather not visualize (i.e., parental units having sex) ... same goes for forumites and 'spanking'. "Drop the twinkie: Drop the twinkie!" lol:

Thanks for the visual...

 

[DoWhat]

Ya know how there are some things you'd rather not visualize

 

[crabcake]

Here, perhaps this will help:

dark chocolate has a higher percentage of cocoa, which means it has more phenylethylamine, a chemical that mimics the feeling you have when you're in love.

So if you don't wanna be smacked, shove some dark chocolate in your face.

 

[Hot N Bothered]

Ah, I found a better translation

The recommended treatment course is 30 sessions of 60 cane strokes, delivered on the buttocks by a person of average build. The method has been tested on volunteers and the results are said to be positive.

The scientists claim the effect of the treatment is even greater if a patient is caned by a doctor of the opposite sex

Well, duh

 

[Kain99]

Does the treatment require you to drop your drawers?

 

[K_Jo]

Does the treatment require you to drop your drawers?

My treatment does!

 

[kwillia]

My treatment does!

:shocker:

 

[Hot N Bothered]

Does the treatment require you to drop your drawers?

The articles both said "bare buttocks." Somehow, it wouldn't be the same through a pair of jeans.

 

[pixiegirl]

My treatment does!

assingtheforumsluttorch:

 

[Kizzy]

assingtheforumsluttorch:

a moment in history

 

[kwillia]

assingtheforumsluttorch:

What a momentous occasion...

 

[itsbob]

Here, perhaps this will help:


So if you don't wanna be smacked, shove some dark chocolate in your ass.

Imagine if you will, smacking that azz with some dark chocolate..