A very ugly woman

[justbeachy]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The
Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think
they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe you got laid
twice.

 

[Dougstermd]

 

[aps45819]

That's why I don't have a job where I'm required to interface with the public.

 

[just.me]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The
Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think
they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe you got laid
twice.

 

[SamSpade]

A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The
Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think
they really look alike?"

"No," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe you got laid
twice.

You know, I admit I've had this thought many times before - no matter HOW ugly you think someone is - *somebody's* had sex with them at least once, and probably a lot of times.