Accident this a.m.

[Oz]

Okay. This is funny, but not really. There was just an accident somewhere, minor, nobody hurt. The officer on the scanner said: "Driver of vehicle one was eating a bowl of cereal and failed to stop and struck the rear of vehicle number two."

You forgot, "while talking on their cell phone, drinking coffee and picking their nose."

 

[itsbob]

You know, that really bugs me. What could be that important that you can't wait until you are not driving?

I am not against a law that prohibits talking on a cell phone when driving a car.

:fixed: I like the cell phone on the bike..

 

[Fallen]

I hate when guys I am on the phone with don't pull over to the shoulder for naughty talk with me.

For some reason...

God I love ya!

 

[bcp]

He should have bought a box of those cereal bars and probably could have avoided this accident.

Ive tried those.
they dont float well in the milk and they are hard to keep on the spoon.

 

[Railroad]

Okay. This is funny, but not really. There was just an accident somewhere, minor, nobody hurt. The officer on the scanner said: "Driver of vehicle one was eating a bowl of cereal and failed to stop and struck the rear of vehicle number two."

Sue the cereal maker! Sue the dairy! Sue the bowl manufacturer! Sue the carmaker!

 

[Railroad]

Ive tried those.
they dont float well in the milk and they are hard to keep on the spoon.

:

 

[Geek]

Ive tried those.
they dont float well in the milk and they are hard to keep on the spoon.

You have to drive faster to keep those on the spoon.