Actors pretending to be meteorologists

[GregV814]

Well, no tornadic activity to report here. In fact the rain gauge is dry.
I’ve never been wrong about my weather reports and I ain’t gots no gizmos or figgamajiggs to tell me bout no weather!
My neighbors roof:
If it’s wet there is precipitation
If its dry, there aint
If the shingles is flying off, its windy
If the chimney is smokin, he bought some farwood, so, its cold.

 

[Czar]

How many tornadoes wipe out SM historically? Seems like warnings are flying out every time it rains? Fear mongering at its best.

 

[Kyle]

Well, no tornadic activity to report here. In fact the rain gauge is dry.
I’ve never been wrong about my weather reports and I ain’t gots no gizmos or figgamajiggs to tell me bout no weather!
My neighbors roof:
If it’s wet there is precipitation
If its dry, there aint
If the shingles is flying off, its windy
If the chimney is smokin, he bought some farwood, so, its cold.

That’s more accurate than any forecast I’ve seen on channel 9.

 

[limblips]

The Groundhog Day of reporting weather: "This year's Atlantic Hurricane season is predicted to be an active one." Every fricken year they throw out this ominous warning.

 

[DaSDGuy]

The Groundhog Day of reporting weather: "This year's Atlantic Hurricane season is predicted to be an active one." Every fricken year they throw out this ominous warning.

Has to be true. The data is processed in Colorado, the land of hurricanes.

 

[vraiblonde]

The Groundhog Day of reporting weather: "This year's Atlantic Hurricane season is predicted to be an active one." Every fricken year they throw out this ominous warning.

Well, every year it IS an active hurricane season. At least down here it is. Some are ferocious, some fizzle out. But you'd think anyone who lives in the affected areas already knows it's hurricane season and takes appropriate preparedness measures.....and anyone who is too dumb to do that, eff 'em. Cleanse the gene pool.

 

[GregV814]

hey, if you happen to find a hunk of 10' fencing in your yard, please return it to my brothers house in Pace

 

[SamSpade]