An 80 year old couple were sitting on a bench in front of the drugstore in their town, when the husband leaned over to his wife and said, with a twinkle in his eye "Remember 60 years ago the first time we ever had sex? It was up against that fence behind the tavern?" The wife smiled, looked at him, and said "It was wonderful".
The husband asked her if she would like to try it again, and the wife nodded and said lets do it! So they get up, and hobble down the street with their canes toward the tavern.
A local cop was standing nearby, and overhearing the conversation, decided he had to see this, and would be nearby in case they needed any kind of assistance if something went wrong, and followed them them down the street.
The couple went behind the tavern, the old man dropped his trousers, the wife lifted up her skirt, he lifted her into the fence and they went at it. Ten minutes later, they were still going at it, moaning, screaming, crying, thrashing into one another. The cop couldn't believe what he was seeing. It was the most furious sex he had ever seen or heard of. Finally, the couple fell off of the fence, and collapsed to the ground. After a few minutes, they got to their feet, he pulled up his trousers, she straightened her skirt, and hobbled back to the street.
The cop stopped them, asked if they were OK, and if they needed any help. He told them he had never seen anything like that before, and that they must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to it?
Shaking badly, the old man was barely able to reply "Sixty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence".
The husband asked her if she would like to try it again, and the wife nodded and said lets do it! So they get up, and hobble down the street with their canes toward the tavern.
A local cop was standing nearby, and overhearing the conversation, decided he had to see this, and would be nearby in case they needed any kind of assistance if something went wrong, and followed them them down the street.
The couple went behind the tavern, the old man dropped his trousers, the wife lifted up her skirt, he lifted her into the fence and they went at it. Ten minutes later, they were still going at it, moaning, screaming, crying, thrashing into one another. The cop couldn't believe what he was seeing. It was the most furious sex he had ever seen or heard of. Finally, the couple fell off of the fence, and collapsed to the ground. After a few minutes, they got to their feet, he pulled up his trousers, she straightened her skirt, and hobbled back to the street.
The cop stopped them, asked if they were OK, and if they needed any help. He told them he had never seen anything like that before, and that they must have had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to it?
Shaking badly, the old man was barely able to reply "Sixty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence".
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