Airline security

[Larry Gude]

Baseball bats...

Just like Archie Bunker said "Give everyone a gun when they get on the plane that way everyone is equal"

Personally I say baseball bats, its alot harder to depressurize the cabin with one of those.

...simply aren't practical. Guns are a bit much as well. I'd be happy if gramma could have her knitting needles, the kids can have their compass and I could carry a simple little pocket knife.

Of course, some people are so petrified of their fellow citizen, they'd rather all the law abiding be completely helpless even if it makes that much easier for the bad guys.

Different strokes.

 

[Pandora]

Now here is an idea...

 

[bcp]

Now here is an idea...

will there at least be some sort of changable seat filter to prevent the sharing of butt juice?

 

[Pandora]

will there at least be some sort of changable seat filter to prevent the sharing of butt juice?

That could be used as a weapon. We wouldn’t want people ramming paper down other people’s throats.

Workers will wipe the seats between flights.

 

[oldman]

Now here is an idea...

Is the 4th guy back entering illegally?

 

[Pandora]

Is the 4th guy back entering illegally?

I think he is fine. It is the #7 chic that looks like she is squeezing the Charmin. She might be a problem.

 

[oldman]

I think he is fine. It is the #7 chic that looks like she is squeezing the Charmin. She might be a problem.

I think she might be a cop checking on who might be an azzhole on the flight....

 

[Bronwyn]

will there at least be some sort of changable seat filter to prevent the sharing of butt juice?

Ewwww