Alabama Special Forces

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The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Qaeda out of the mountains of Afgahnistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Scooter, Cooter, Junior, Bubba, and Boo are being sent in with the following information about the Taliban and Al Qaeda:

1. There is no limit.

2. The season opened last weekend.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.

5. They don't like barbeque.

6. They are responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
 
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