ALERT: Military aircraft emergency landing in the area of Three Notch rd. & Hermanville rd

[RoseRed]

That's definitely it - even the pics are familiar.

Is it as cold out as it sounds? I really don't want to go to the commissary - sounds too too cold and I Cheetos dust in my eyeballs. Really stings.

 

[GWguy]

When I was involved with flight test, it was never referred to as a 'crash'. It was an 'offsite landing'. Seriously.

 

[BernieP]

Think there was one near 4 and fairgrounds rd.

that was a ways back, the one SailorGirl was thinking of, and posted the story, was the crash on the Breton Bay CC.

 

[RoseRed]

Yeah tried that didn't help much. I can tell you that adding eyedrops made it worse.

Does everything taste like Cheetos or oranges?

 

[nobody really]

don't watch porn and eat Cheetos. I think I read that sage advice on these very forums.

 

[kwillia]

Yeah tried that didn't help much. I can tell you that adding eyedrops made it worse.

Please assure me you do not keep the eyedrops in the same drawer as the crazy glue.

 

[nobody really]

Please assure me you do not keep the eyedrops in the same drawer as the crazy glue.

omg, that would be the freakiest accident. really.

 

[Ken King]

Please assure me you do not keep the eyedrops in the same drawer as the crazy glue.

Nah, she keeps the crazy glue with the RectiCare.

 

[RoseRed]

Nah, she keeps the crazy glue with the RectiCare.

How did you remedy your mistake with that?

 

[Ken King]

How did you remedy your mistake with that?

You should remember, you said it tasted funny.

 

[RoseRed]

You should remember, you said it tasted funny.

I'm glad no one is in my office at the moment. Oh wait, they are in Sexual Harassment training!

 

[Ken King]

I'm glad no one is in my office at the moment. Oh wait, they are in Sexual Harassment training!

You're not teaching anymore?

 

[RoseRed]

You're not teaching anymore?

No. I was counseled last year.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

That doesn't happen very often. Any guesses as to why?

Aircrew had to pee. Real bad.

 

[black dog]

Probably a chip warning, metal detected in the engine/gearbox fluid. Land now before you crash.

He should've had more altitude, he might have had enough time to put the smoke back in the chip.

 

[mitzi]

A helo went down in the Breton Bay golf course a few years back. Are you thinking of that one?

I remember that one. Right before it went down, it went over my place so low. I didn't see it, but could tell how it sounded it was way lower than I've ever heard before.

 

[BernieP]

No. I was counseled last year.

I would ask what you had to do to get counseled, but in today's world just having the wrong look on your face can get you in trouble.
You have to be real careful what you say, you never know what busybody might hear what, even if taken out of context.
I think I had that happen, I was asked if I said something - which sounded a little bad when taken out of context.
In context is was fine, clean and appropriate.