All Men Are Bastards Knife Block

[BigSlam123b]

I posted this pic a while back and someone asked me where they could get it. Well the answer is finally revealed.

All Men....

Well, isn't this the best knife block you've ever seen in your life? Forget bland polished beech, this is award winning stuff. Designed by the Italian design guru Raffaele Iannello, the 'Voodoo' - or as we like to call it the 'All Men Are Bastards' knife block, is destined to find its place among the greats in the top design museums of the world. It comes complete with a set of 5 stainless steel knives: a paring knife; bread knife; carving knife and a large and small chopping knife. Each of the five knives is held in place by a small magnet in the body, and the blades are protected at the rear by a frosted plastic sleeve. Brilliant design, superb humour, what more could you want in your kitchen (and wouldn't it make the ultimate present for any number of occasions).

 

[mAlice]

sick

 

[Softballkid]

Thats just mean

 

[mAlice]

I feel sorry for anyone who has the frame of mind to want something like that.

 

[Schizo]

At least there's no knife on the family jewels!

 

[blacklabman]

That ranks up there with the urinal shaped like a female's open mouth with trashy red lips.

 

[Softballkid]

At least there's no knife on the family jewels!

Its not....well it sure is close enough

 

[Larry Gude]

From the site...

Nice comment from a particularly irate customer...
Why is this sexist c**p allowed? How about a female figure being stabbed, and the legend "All women are #####es?" How would that be taken? You would not have the guts to sell it! You cowardly scum that sell this make me sick!
Dave

It's true. In no time some rabid activist would be raising hell that this, a female version, promotes violence towards women.

 

[vraiblonde]

How about a female figure being stabbed, and the legend "All women are #####es?"

I'd laugh :shrug:

 

[sockgirl77]

sick

Not completly. I think all woman at one point in their lives would have loved to have one of these! JMHO

 

[Lugnut]

Not completly. I think all woman at one point in their lives would have loved to have one of these! JMHO

That's because all women are closet psychos. Now us MEN on the other hand are the picture of mental stability, and would never have such looney thoughts or tendencies toward the crazier sex...

 

[harleygirl]

That's because all women are closet psychos. Now us MEN on the other hand are the picture of mental stability, and would never have such looney thoughts or tendencies toward the crazier sex...

 

[sockgirl77]

 

[rack'm]

That's because all women are closet psychos. Now us MEN on the other hand are the picture of mental stability, and would never have such looney thoughts or tendencies toward the crazier sex...

Crazy or not, men still move on to the next one.....

 

[Softballkid]

I bet Laraina Bobbit (sp) could make a pretty cool knife holder thingy like that for the mad women...

 

[vraiblonde]

Crazy or not, men still move on to the next one.....

And they ALWAYS forget the Golden Rule, which is:

No matter how good she looks, there's some guy out there who is sick up putting up with her ####.

 

[Softballkid]

Crazy or not, men still move on to the next one.....

 

[Softballkid]

And they ALWAYS forget the Golden Rule, which is:

No matter how good she looks, there's some guy out there who is sick up putting up with her ####.

 

[rack'm]

And they ALWAYS forget the Golden Rule, which is:

No matter how good she looks, there's some guy out there who is sick of putting up with her ####.

That's a fact......

 

[mAlice]

And they ALWAYS forget the Golden Rule, which is:

No matter how good she looks, there's some guy out there who is sick up putting up with her ####.

And no matter how bad you think s/he is, there's always...

You had better hold on
Hold on to what you’ve got
You had better hold on
Hold on to what you’ve got

‘Cause if you think
Nobody wants it
Just throw it away
And you will see
Somebody will have it
Before you can count 1-2-3
Yes they will
Yes they will

(Spoken)
You women out there
Boy, it's hard to find a good and sensitive man
A man who loves you for who you are
Who really appreciates you
And you know this guy
I mean you start up with a new man
And something you don't know about him
Just might hurt you
So stick with your man
Don't ever take him for granted

‘Cause if you think
Nobody wants it
Just throw it away
And you will see
Some woman will have your man
Before you can count 1-2-3
Yes she will
Yes she will

(Spoken)
Same goes for you men
There are so many women out there
That just want to break your heart
You got a woman that plays fair
That you can trust?
And hey, she's fun to be with
Don't expect any one woman to fulfill every one of your needs
They're only human too
Besides which, it's cooler for you to be faithful

And if you think
Nobody wants her
Just let her out on the street
And you will see
Some other man will have her
Before you can count 1-2-3
Yes he will
Yes he will

You take love for granted
And it’s gone like a bandit
And this loneliness cuts like a knife

When you see what you’ve lost
And it’s already cost
The one you could love your whole life

You'd better hold on
Hold on to what you've got
You had better hold on
Hold on to what you've got