All the small things
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MysticalMom
Witchy Woman
On the way home from school today:
Me. Did you have a good day at school Gabrielle? Was your Christmas party fun?
Gabrielle ( age 8): Yes. And mom, I KNEW that wasn't the real Santa by the way.
Me: Oh you did? How?
Gabrielle: He wasn't fat enough, he didn't have glasses, and as soon I smelled his bad breath I knew it was my P.E. teacher.
Out of the mouths of babes.
Me. Did you have a good day at school Gabrielle? Was your Christmas party fun?
Gabrielle ( age 8): Yes. And mom, I KNEW that wasn't the real Santa by the way.
Me: Oh you did? How?
Gabrielle: He wasn't fat enough, he didn't have glasses, and as soon I smelled his bad breath I knew it was my P.E. teacher.
Out of the mouths of babes.
He's gonna knock some girl's socks off one day.
K
Kain99
Guest
Speaking of Halloween.. Rachel was 3 years old and her Daddysaid blow the pumpkin out through the nose.................................. She started snorting!
Now how cute is that?
Now how cute is that?
ememdee19
Southern Beyotch
SamSpade said:
I saw him earlier this year and he was an absolute riot! Of course he was already a little loopy when he opened...
He starts his show out with..."Well, it's great to be here in f*&#ing Charleston, North Carolina." A few seconds later you hear somebody in the front row correct him. He proceeds to say "Chit, I'm so gawdamned drunk I don't even know where the hell I'm at!" It was great.
If you ever get a chance to see one of his shows live, it's well worth it.
When going into the grocery store, a rather large lady was going in at the same time and I here this out of the 5 year old mouth...."Mommy, that lady has a really big butt"
Then during the same outting, a guy with a beer belly was getting a box of donuts and she says "He doesn't need those donuts, mommy. He has a big fat belly"
Oh and this statement is on a regular basis by her as well....."Hey Mom, I just farted."
Then during the same outting, a guy with a beer belly was getting a box of donuts and she says "He doesn't need those donuts, mommy. He has a big fat belly"
Oh and this statement is on a regular basis by her as well....."Hey Mom, I just farted."
camily
Peace
Today I was talking to my daughter on the phone. She was very upset and crying because she didn't have a friend to spend the night like her brother did, and she was bored. I told her I was on my way home and would be there in a few minutes. She was stilll crying some and complaining. I said to her "What? Am I not fun or something?" She said "Mom, yes," there was a slight pause, "your not fun." Very matter of factly, and I know I'm fun!!! I ended up buying her the latest "Bop (or something like that) magazine and she is in preteen heaven now.
I ended up buying her the latest "Bop (or something like that) magazine and she is in preteen heaven now.
Steve
Enjoying life!
You know...
...God speaks through children.slotted said:What are some of the small things that your kid/s do that make big impressions on your heart?
A few weeks back, my wife was going to get her hair cut. Our older son, Dominic (7), said "Yay Mom, you're going to get a lollipop."
jwwb2000 said:When going into the grocery store, a rather large lady was going in at the same time and I here this out of the 5 year old mouth...."Mommy, that lady has a really big butt"
Then during the same outting, a guy with a beer belly was getting a box of donuts and she says "He doesn't need those donuts, mommy. He has a big fat belly"
Oh and this statement is on a regular basis by her as well....."Hey Mom, I just farted."
It's never to early to start teaching them good manners.
