Alzheimers test

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Subject: Check for Alzheimer's

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8.. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

:buddies:
 
Old people humor is so lame.... next think you know he'll be asking you if you know how to catch a unique rabbit. :yawn:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Yes...:bawl: It's my favoritest joke ever...:blushing:

Two little bunnies were hopping through the carrot patch. One little bunny pulled up a carrot and gobbled it down. "Yuck," he said, "That carrot was pithy."

The other little bunny said, "That's because I just pithed on it!"
 
Two little bunnies were hopping through the carrot patch. One little bunny pulled up a carrot and gobbled it down. "Yuck," he said, "That carrot was pithy."

The other little bunny said, "That's because I just pithed on it!"

Love it! I'm going to add this to my favorite joke collection! :killingme:
 
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