Am I a bad wife?

[AC/DC]

Thanks. He once said, "Thank you very much for all the love you put into a lunch bag every day," and that will keep me going for a long time. And he would KILL me if he knew I repeated that to anybody!!

Kudos to him for saying that to you.

Now, if he could only get the germ thing down

 

[Vince]

Can you spell salmonella?

 

[K_Jo]

Does he have a living will? Hmmmmmmm?

No, but I do get $500k if he kicks it. I'd like to increase that though, so I hope he hangs on a little longer.

 

[K_Jo]

Can you spell salmonella?

Hell YEAH! I just went through a week's worth of Cipro because of a grilled chicken samich from Wendy's. That was the worst thing EVER!!!

 

[Vince]

Hell YEAH! I just went through a week's worth of Cipro because of a grilled chicken samich from Wendy's. That was the worst thing EVER!!!

Had some goat meatloaf in the Canary Islands and was sick for a week. No hospital on the island either.

 

[Railroad]

K_Jo, you're a good wife with a stupid husband. I hope he gets better without much of your assistance.

 

[K_Jo]

Had some goat meatloaf in the Canary Islands and was sick for a week. No hospital on the island either.

I feel sick.

 

[K_Jo]

K_Jo, you're a good wife with a stupid husband. I hope he gets better without much of your assistance.

At least he's very handsome and handy around the house.

I can't get him on the phone. I suspect the worst has happened.

 

[workin hard]

At least he's very handsome and handy around the house.

I can't get him on the phone. I suspect the worst has happened.

And what would the worse be? :shrug:

 

[Chasey_Lane]

I do belive this should go in the "useless information" thread.

 

[RoseRed]

I do belive this should go in the "useless information" thread.

But that one was much funnier.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Gives new meaning to the word "Chicken Sh!t"

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I can't get him on the phone. I suspect the worst has happened.

If so, you get the $500K AND me!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

But that one was much funnier.

Oh.

 

[K_Jo]

Update

I think he's a big faker.

"Going to the DMV. See ya later!!!"


Idiot. I hope the bunny craps in his basket.

 

[RoseRed]

Idiot. I hope the bunny craps in his basket.

 

[Ken King]

I can't get him on the phone. I suspect the worst has happened.

Like what, dropping his cell phone into the crapper that he just used because someone won't just leave him alone.

 

[Vince]

Idiot. I hope the bunny craps in his basket.

 

[K_Jo]

Like what, dropping his cell phone into the crapper that he just used because someone won't just leave him a lone.

I hope YOU have a crap-tastic Easter too!

 

[Otter]

Like what, dropping his cell phone into the crapper while cleaning the bowl with your toothbrush because someone won't just leave him alone.

:fixed: