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Geek

Geek

New Member
Everytime TGS falls asleep in the rocker, I slap him across the face just to make sure he is still breathing.
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Toxick said:
Did it a lot with my first.

Some with second.

None with third.




There are a lot of things that got watered down the more kids came along.

Like dropping a pacifier for instance:

When my oldest dropped his pacifier on the floor, we'd put it away until we could boil it for at least 30 minutes.
With the second, we'd squirt it off with some juice from the bottle
With the third, we'd pick it up, pluck off any stuck hairs and pop it back in

With the oldest, at the first sign of distress - a whimper, a frown - we'd pick up the baby.
With the second we'd pick the baby up when its wails threaten to wake the firstborn from his nap.
With the third, we taught our 3-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

With the oldest, we'd change the baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
With the second, we changed their diaper every 2 to 3 hours, if needed.
With the third, we tried to change their diaper before other ones started to complain about the smell or if we saw it sagging to their knees.

With the oldest, we'd take the baby to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
With the second, we tool the baby to Baby Gymnastics.
With the third, we just took the baby to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

With the oldest, the first time we left the baby with a sitter, we called home 5 times.
With the second, we'd leave a number where we could be reached, for any reason.
With the third, we left explicit instructions for the sitter to call if only AND ONLY IF she sees blood or fire.

With the oldest, we'd spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
With the second we'd spend a bit of every day watching to be sure the older child wasn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
With the third, we'd spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

With the oldest, when he swallowed a coin, we rushed the child to the hospital and demanded X-rays.
With the second, we carefully watched for coin to pass.
With the third, we deducted it from his allowance.
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belvak

belvak

Happy Camper
Toxick said:
Did it a lot with my first.

Some with second.

None with third.

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:killingme :killingme OMG! This was me and the Hubby back in those days! When our Daughter was born, the movie Willow was out and we rented it one evening. Don't know if you all are familiar with the movie or not, but there is a little baby in it with red curly hair. Looked so much like our little girl, we both got up and looked in the crib to make sure she was in there!! :lmao:
 
Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
belvak said:
:killingme :killingme OMG! This was me and the Hubby back in those days! When our Daughter was born, the movie Willow was out and we rented it one evening. Don't know if you all are familiar with the movie or not, but there is a little baby in it with red curly hair. Looked so much like our little girl, we both got up and looked in the crib to make sure she was in there!! :lmao:
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That movie makes me nervous. :lol:
 
flomaster

flomaster

J.F. A sus ordenes!
Ladies

I have heard its a Mommy thing several times. Its a Daddy thing too! Oldest is 19 and youngest will be 3 soon. Always checking on the little one these days and if she is motionless, I giver her a little poke to piss her off enough to move some! :lmao:
 
Richard Cranium

Richard Cranium

New Member
Nickel said:
I still check on my five year old a few times before I go to bed. :lol:

A close friend of mine's three month old son passed away a few weeks ago in his sleep. His poor mom found him when she went to check on him. :frown:
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Did he die from loneliness? The mom spend too much time on the internet?
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Always did...it sure paid off with the youngest. When he was 6 weeks old, he was napping and I went in to check and he was blue. Picked him up (after what seemed to be an eternity to gather my wits) and he gasped and then started breathing. A week at the SIDS Institute at U of MD Hospital in Baltimore and many tests later, he came home with an apnea monitor that he wore until he was 9 months old. They never were sure, except to say that he had an immature breathing/swallowing system and would forget to breathe.
 
F

Fishn Guy

That's Dr. Fishn to you..
cattitude said:
Sometimes you really cross the line.
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Not even Fishn goes there... There's offensive to be an ass... more or less what I strive for... then there's a lack of moral purpose that goes into posts like that, Just to try and be an ass.... But in the end, you may have really hurt someones feelings, with a situation that someone cannot avoid and cannot be reversed.. The next time someone wants to try and hurt someones feelings, maybe you should hit me with it. Cause I'm the sort that generally will rip you a new ass for this sort of thing... Or show up at your door and beat you senseless....
Your pal
-Fishn
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Fishn Guy said:
Not even Fishn goes there... There's offensive to be an ass... more or less what I strive for... then there's a lack of moral purpose that goes into posts like that, Just to try and be an ass.... But in the end, you may have really hurt someones feelings, with a situation that someone cannot avoid and cannot be reversed.. The next time someone wants to try and hurt someones feelings, maybe you should hit me with it. Cause I'm the sort that generally will rip you a new ass for this sort of thing... Or show up at your door and beat you senseless....
Your pal
-Fishn
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Damn. She must have been good. Really good. She brought out the sensitive side of Fishn. :lmao:
 
F

Fishn Guy

That's Dr. Fishn to you..
sockgirl77 said:
Damn. She must have been good. Really good. She brought out the sensitive side of Fishn. :lmao:
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She's good.....
I just never really posted anything to go out and purposely hurt someones feelings... even you... I just want to piss folks off.... I like kids... used to have one...
Ignorant biatches like to shock folks into things, it doesn't take any creativity and it's pussy of them to do so...

I take pride in being creative and the fact that I can make someone feel like an ass in a very short amount of time... I don't go attack women who have lost children.
 
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