An ‘October Surprise’: Alex Jones Warns Of Jihadi Forces Planted By The Government

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"On Thursday's Infowars, Alex Jones once again bravely defended his listeners from the ever-present threat of ‘Information'. With guest Jerome Corsi acting as co-pilot, Jones launched his audience into the conspiracy stratosphere; a two minute cocaine frosted peyote-button fueled rocket ride to insanity.

In staccato bursts of grave, dystopian trigger words, Jones led Corsi through a series of nightmarish "October Surprises" that might be in store for Americans before the General Elections on November 8th. In order to understand them all without the use of some kind of right-wing Rosetta Stone, you need to suspend your disbelief on a number of issues. To wit:

  • Donald Trump is, "ahead in most polls." The real polls, mind you, not fake polls like the ones that Reuters conducts.
  • The government has "brought in" Jihadi forces, and they're simply awaiting activation. This is not presented as theory or debate, in Infowars World, this is an accepted fact.
  • Anthony Weiner's dick pics are a, "false-flag manipulation of the news." It's hard to understand why Dems would use this as a strategy. The suggestion is that they're using the story to distract from more damaging news stories, that doubtlessly would come to light, were they not overshadowed by…Wiener. As a bonus, they get to say his wife's name (Huma Abedin) a few times, which sounds vaguely threatening if you live in an underground bunker in Idaho.
Corsi also warns us that October is the cruelest month, "there's going to be some unexpected wars, there's going to be another terrorist attack, there's going to be possibly even an assassination attempt." Then, in an ironic contortion so staggering that it's almost painful to hear, he cautions listeners not to fall for, "scare tactics" the Clinton camp has used against Donald Trump because: "

More BS here: http://crooksandliars.com/2016/09/october-surprise-alex-jones-warns-jihadi
 

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  • Donald Trump is, "ahead in most polls." The real polls, mind you, not fake polls like the ones that Reuters conducts.

Like this Reuters poll, perhaps?
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll-idUSKCN1182PT

The poll showed 40 percent of likely voters supporting Trump and 39 percent backing Clinton for the week of Aug. 26 to Sept. 1. Clinton's support has dropped steadily in the weekly tracking poll since Aug. 25, eliminating what had been a eight-point lead for her.
 
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