And another one…

[Hijinx]

Oh dear God

As Mystery Objects Get Shot Down, U.S. Sets Up New Task Force on UFOs

U.S. officials are said they couldn’t explain what three airborne objects shot down over the weekend were.

www.wsj.com

Are we going to find out the others were just back yard junk attached to a balloon?

It's obvious that you don't watch the History Channel. They believe that everything from the sphinx to Moses holding back the waters was done by aliens.

 

[Sneakers]

It's obvious that you don't watch the History Channel. They believe that everything from the sphinx to Moses holding back the waters was done by aliens.

It wasn't??

 

[Gilligan]

It's obvious that you don't watch the History Channel. They believe that everything from the sphinx to Moses holding back the waters was done by aliens.

I'm fairly certain my first wife was an alien. Or had been invaded by one.

 

[Kyle]

It wasn't??

Well, technically speaking, Moses and the Israelites were in Egypt without a Green Card so.....

 

[stgislander]

I'm fairly certain my first wife was an alien. Or had been invaded by one.

Hmmmmm... I would have sworn it was your second.

 

[Gilligan]

Hmmmmm... I would have sworn it was your second.

Her too. Apparently aliens are attracted to me.

 

[stgislander]

Her too. Apparently aliens are attracted to me.

I'll be sure to tell your third.

 

[Gilligan]

I'll be sure to tell your third.