Another fun mating ritual thread for the ladies

TNRabbit

New Member
:dingding:

That's what's so insulting about it.

Hey, wanna screw?
Um, no.
Oh. How about your friend? She wanna screw?

That's how it comes off.


Things would be much easier if there was a "just want to f&#k" seating section, like a smoking section. That way, you wouldn't be bothered by those guys, & those interested would be approaching like-minded individuals.... :whistle:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Things would be much easier if there was a "just want to f&#k" seating section, like a smoking section. That way, you wouldn't be bothered by those guys, & those interested would be approaching like-minded individuals.... :whistle:

There is.

What there isn't is a "Just wanna #### ANYONE" section.

:evil:
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
So let's say you're sitting at a table with 3 girlfriends and a guy comes up and asks one of you to dance**. She turns him down for whatever reason. He then asks one of the other women to dance, and she turns him down.

At that point shouldn't he just walk away instead of going down the rest of the line?

Even if woman #3 or #4 would have danced with him, there's no way they can accept now. They're 3rd and 4th choice. Losers. Leftovers.

The only way either of them could go dance with the guy is if he's a major dork and they're feeling sorry for him. "C'mon, I'll dance with you..."

The dating scene is fraught with peril.

** This is a guy you don't know - if it's a guy in your group of friends, he can ask whoever whenever and it's all good.

This leads to his next question, "Is a blowjob out of the question"?
 

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
He should have told #1 to go F off. Then told 2 & 3 that they are stuck up biotches and it's no wonder they never dance sittin at a table with miss pretty pants. Then he should have calmly walked away. I know this stuff cause I took an anger management class in 1964.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
My take if he's anything like Tony the Italian Dancing Machine, he doesn't care if you all turn him down. He's not asking for affirmation.

In which case, he's only a jerk to the women at the table who are miffed they weren't asked first OR they're perturbed because he kept asking, meaning his first choice was probably random.
 
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