Another Jumper

[oldman]

Within the past 1/2 hour a white male jumped off the middle span of the Nice Bridge. Someone saw him jump. Rescue/police are there and it's being reported he hasn't been seen surfacing.

 

[desertrat]

Within the past 1/2 hour a white male jumped off the middle span of the Nice Bridge. Someone saw him jump. Rescue/police are there and it's being reported he hasn't been seen surfacing.

They should make them carry GPS units if they are going to jump.

 

[Roughidle]

Or crab pots.

 

[_MightyMouse_]

Or not even search for the person! Obviously their intention was to commit suicide.

 

[punjabigyrl]

What is up with people having a hay day jumping?

 

[Dougstermd]

What is up with people having a hay day jumping?

they forgot to attach the bungie cord

 

[Azzy]

Too bad it hasn't been any of the people I'd like to see go off the bridge, so far

 

[vraiblonde]

Man, you'd have to be some kind of depressed to jump in this kind of weather.

Hypothermia is no way to go.

 

[CableChick]

Too bad it hasn't been any of the people I'd like to see go off the bridge, so far

 

[Bustem' Down]

Man, you'd have to be some kind of depressed to jump in this kind of weather.

Hypothermia is no way to go.

Hitting the water will kill them first. Then the crabs eat them and you have nice big crabs for the season.

Circle of Life.

 

[PrepH4U]

What is up with people having a hay day jumping?

Did you ever hear the saying, "would you jump off the bridge if your friends did"?

 

[kwillia]

Hitting the water will kill them first. Then the crabs eat them and you have nice big crabs for the season.

Circle of Life.

Aaaaa... but what if jumper was a smoker... does that mean Vrai is going to get cancer from eating the crabs that have been eating him...

 

[oldman]

Apparently this fella accomplished his mission. Seems like everybody in the world is out looking for him and no joy.

 

[Azzy]

Aaaaa... but what if jumper was a smoker... does that mean Vrai is going to get cancer from eating the crabs that have been eating him...

Yes

 

[vraiblonde]

Aaaaa... but what if jumper was a smoker... does that mean Vrai is going to get cancer from eating the crabs that have been eating him...

And another smoking-related death occurs...

 

[FromTexas]

And another smoking-related death occurs...

Maybe it wasn't a jumper. Maybe it was someone who found the last place he could smoke in Maryland without getting a fine and he slipped. :shrug:

 

[Roughidle]

Maybe it wasn't a jumper. Maybe it was someone who found the last place he could smoke in Maryland without getting a fine and he slipped. :shrug:

Well that would pose the new question. Did he die from smoking or drowning?? Hmmm...

 

[ylexot]

Well that would pose the new question. Did he die from smoking or drowning?? Hmmm...

Smoking, of course! How else are we going to pad our num...uh...er...accurately reflect the harmful effects of smoking?


Besides, there was probably smoke in the water too.

 

[OldHillcrestGuy]

Maybe the authorities should stake out the Benedict Bridge, it comes in three's.

 

[aps45819]

Man, you'd have to be some kind of depressed to jump.

Dude probably showed up at his GF's on V day empty handed and couldn't live with the remorse.