Ah yes, the childish belching in public places.. very much an embarrassment for the adults attached to the young gas filled offspring.
Have you thought of teaching this child the art of man farting?
properly taught it can be a most rewarding experience for all. correctly done the moment of release should be done with little or no noise, thus reducing the sudden embarrassment to the parental units in public.
The key is to produce a strong aroma with that silent release that will seep out and strike those around with no way to pinpoint the originator of the fragrance.
This is a twofold blessing for the parents.
To teach the child this art, it must be explained that vegies and other high fiber foods will produce sufficient fuel for the release, and by using different vegies one can actaully fine tune the aroma of said release.
over time the child will become almost a chemist when it comes to fragrance production. A skill that can be carried with them throught their life.
as always, I am more than happy to help with any problem that comes up.
BCP.
