ASK a Pirate

[pingrr]

What is a pirate's favorite subject in school?

aRt

 

[pingrr]

Or it could be aaaRithmatic

 

[vraiblonde]

If a pirate got shipwrecked on a deserted island, would he eat his parrot to survive? Or are they sacred to pirates like cows to Hindus?

 

[Azzy]

I wish I was a pirate

 

[smoothmarine187]

If a pirate got shipwrecked on a deserted island, would he eat his parrot to survive? Or are they sacred to pirates like cows to Hindus?

Your bringing up some very good questions here........I'm impressed, and I don't get impressed very easily.

 

[pingrr]

I bet a Pirates favorite movie would be aaarmageden.

 

[flomaster]

Exactly why do pirates call eachother mates?

 

[pingrr]

Because they aaarn't smart enough to remember each others names.

 

[flomaster]

Because they aaarn't smart enough to remember each others names.

Aaargh I see ye point matey! Me wonders where me grog is?

 

[chess]

Most Pirates sword fight all of the time, because they are gay.

at least i know smooth is gay now

 

[chess]

Do all pirates make elaborate traps and mazes to hide thier gold, like in The Goonies

one of my all time favorites !!!!

 

[Buckets]

what happened to One eyed Willie's eye?

 

[Bustem' Down]

Most Pirates sword fight all of the time, because they are gay.

Almost as gay as ninjas

 

[smoothmarine187]

at least i know smooth is gay now

hah.....like we didn't sword fight last time we met........

 

[pingrr]

Ninjas and Pirates are sworn enemies. and for the record Ninjas are not gay they are super cool

 

[Queentree]

Almost as gay as ninjas

HECK NO..you better check yo'self...

 

[flomaster]

I think and Arghhh matey, you will walk the plank beats a hiiiiiiiyaaaaa from ninja boy anytime. Just my personal observation. Of course you can always say that Butt pirate just sounds funnier than Ninja pirate. I'm on a roll here. LOL

 

[Dupontster]

Have any pirates ever accidentally casterated themselves by scratching their boys with their hook hand?

Fixed

 

[vraiblonde]

I think and Arghhh matey, you will walk the plank beats a hiiiiiiiyaaaaa from ninja boy anytime.

But notice Chuck Norris doesn't mess with pirates - only goes after ninjas? That can only be for one of the following reasons:

1. Pirates aren't worth worrying about
2. Chuck Norris has already wiped out all the pirates in the world
3. Pirates see Chuck Norris coming and hide until he's gone

 

[flomaster]

But notice Chuck Norris doesn't mess with pirates - only goes after ninjas? That can only be for one of the following reasons:

1. Pirates aren't worth worrying about
2. Chuck Norris has already wiped out all the pirates in the world
3. Pirates see Chuck Norris coming and hide until he's gone

All very true. Plus it would be a mother if he was a pirate cuz he'd keep ripping the hook out using his Total Gym. LOL