Bank Robbery?

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playerhater

Guest
If THIS kinda thing is gonna be allowed; I'm not gonna worry TOO much about what I say anymore. I just know NOW not to post pencil drawings.

I agree this kind of talk is from ignorant people. All the racist comments, you know where you can stick them.
 

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
:gossip: Don't tell anyone but I heard that 2 guys carrying watermelons were going to hold up a dunkin donuts but there were too many po-po hanging around drinking coffee and eating free donuts with sprinkles. So they got in their black car and went to the Bank of America. The one guy, Ed Zachery, usually flies F-16's but got fired for eating watermelon and fried chicken and making a mess in the cockpit. The other guy, Dan Rather, lost his job at Baynet for too many punctuation and grammar mistakes.
After robbing the bank, they switched get away cars at the Queen Anne apartments. Once in the Cadillac, they encountered a couple hot chicks that were turned on by their guns. One chick asked if they wanted to go for a ride on her jet ski. The other asked if they wanted to eat her creamy donut.
The both turned the hot chicks down because they were going home to feast on collards and chitlins; while counting their money.
:roflmao:

Post of the day!!!! :buddies:
 

G1G4

Find em Hot, Leave em Wet
:gossip: Don't tell anyone but I heard that 2 guys carrying watermelons were going to hold up a dunkin donuts but there were too many po-po hanging around drinking coffee and eating free donuts with sprinkles. So they got in their black car and went to the Bank of America. The one guy, Ed Zachery, usually flies F-16's but got fired for eating watermelon and fried chicken and making a mess in the cockpit. The other guy, Dan Rather, lost his job at Baynet for too many punctuation and grammar mistakes.
After robbing the bank, they switched get away cars at the Queen Anne apartments. Once in the Cadillac, they encountered a couple hot chicks that were turned on by their guns. One chick asked if they wanted to go for a ride on her jet ski. The other asked if they wanted to eat her creamy donut.
The both turned the hot chicks down because they were going home to feast on collards and chitlins; while counting their money.

You won. What did you win, you ask? A reporting job at Baynet!

:killingme
 

glhs837

Power with Control
The robbery? Well, I can tell you, I work about 1,000 feet from the bank, and myself and a coworker strolled in that direction right after the initial report, and the parking lot was roped off. And there were about 5 police cars, and a lot of officers. One of whom I saw enter one of the offices across the street from the bank, to inquire if the folks in there had seen anything.
 

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
The robbery? Well, I can tell you, I work about 1,000 feet from the bank, and myself and a coworker strolled in that direction right after the initial report, and the parking lot was roped off. And there were about 5 police cars, and a lot of officers. One of whom I saw enter one of the offices across the street from the bank, to inquire if the folks in there had seen anything.

Wow, that tells us a lot.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
All I got, sorry:shrug: Ony facts I know for sure, since I saw these things myself. Everything else is reported, but I cant speak as to its veracity. :coffee:
 

indianajane05

Victrix Patientia Duris
This just came in an email to me:

Distribution: Patuxent River and St. Inigoes
Audience: CIV / MIL / CSS
Subject: WEDNESDAY'S BANK ROBBERY
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The St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's help
in apprehending two men who robbed the Bank of America on Shangri-La
Drive in Lexington Park yesterday morning. The robbery occurred at
approximately 8:10 a.m., during the time when traffic was slowed by the
increased security measures taken at PAX River's entry gates. The two
are described as black males, 20-30 years old. One is approximately 5
feet 11 inches tall and weighing approximately 200 pounds and wearing a
light-colored sweatshirt. The second is approximately 5 feet, 5 inches
tall, weighing approximately 150 pounds and wearing green flight-style
coveralls. They fled in a green Acura, which was recovered a short time
later along Great Mills Road.

People waiting in traffic along Great Mills Road may have seen the men
or the car. Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to
contact Detective Corporal Robert Merritt at 301-475-4200 ext. 9042 or
Crime Solvers at 301-475-3333. Photos of both the car and the two men
can be found at www.firstsheriff.com/docs/BOARobberyUpdate.pdf.

***********************************************************
Please direct any responses to this message to the point(s) of contact
listed above. Do not reply to the IT/IM E-mail Administrator. Thank you.



You can find the photos here:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
How ironic. Just moved out a neighborhood with several vehicles matching the get away car description that would be in the area on a regular basis.
 
According to today's paper - over $100,000 taken! That's a lot of dough, especially if they never get caught. Someone is going to get lots of chocolate from the Easter Bunny!
:yahoo:
 

basher

LEET
I'm always afraid of getting mugged at the new NFCU ATM at night. That bank is too secluded and isn't well lit at night sometimes.
 
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