crabcake said:Okay, true story:
When I was 16, I had this friend who was a few years older and quite the promiscuous slut (we all knew someone like that, didn't we? ). Anywho, she was screwing this guy who was screwing everyone else. She developed this problem with her eyes where they were itching like hell; she went to the eye doc, calls me right afterward, and says, "You're not gonna believe what's wrong with my eyes!" Not having a clue, I say, "What, you're going blind? ":shrug:
She says, "No, I have crabs in my eyes!"
Do you need me to explain how THAT must've happened?
EEEEWWWWW!!