Bass have feelings?

[RoseRed]

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my
place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the
spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.

One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged,
"Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them
it is the holocaust."
And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of
one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light!
They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul!
Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Save our brothers!"
Can I get an amen?
Can I get a hallelujah?
Thank you Jesus.
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on........

This is necessary.

- TOOL - Disgustipated

I hope that wasn't too religious for you

 

[jazz lady]

Disgustipated

LOVE the word.

I hope that wasn't too religious for you

It was.

 

[Tonio]

I see PETA and the Dominionist Christians as similar types of people. Even though they have vastly different agendas, they both believe in reshaping government in line with those agendas. I suspect that if PETA seized power, it would be a felony to sell or eat meat.

And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!

Great! Have you heard this song?

Listen up, brothers and sisters
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail

Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight

Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream

{Refrain}
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories
How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow
It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell
Let's call a spade a spade, it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade

I saw a man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two

I'm a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me
"This is my finest hour
I'll kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower"

{Refrain}

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah

I've heard the screams of the vegetables scream scream scream
Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum
How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields
Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide
Greenhouses prisons for slaves yes your compost's a grave
It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramé
Let's call a spade a spade it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade

 

[Vince]

"Fish are not swimming vegtables. They feel pain just like other animals, like we do", says Karin Robertson...

In other azzinine PETA headlines:

Source, USA Today...

Guess he never saw the Saturday night Live skit with Dan Akroyd and his bassomatic. PETA would love that one.

 

[jazz lady]

Guess he never saw the Saturday night Live skit with Dan Akroyd and his bassomatic. PETA would love that one.

OMG! I remember that now!

 

[Agee]

Guess he never saw the Saturday night Live skit with Dan Akroyd and his bassomatic. PETA would love that one.

Absolute Classic!

Some of the best SNL ever was the Akroyd, Belushi, Murry, Curtain, Radner, era

 

[Penn]

OMG! I remember that now!

Oh yeah! Remember the Bass on a wooden placque that sold by the thousands at Wal*Mart and other places?

Damm fish sang: "Take me to the river, put me in the water............"

 

[cattitude]

Absolute Classic!

Some of the best SNL ever was the Akroyd, Belushi, Murry, Curtain, Radner, era

:waybeforemytime:

 

[Agee]

:waybeforemytime:

No comment.

I'm already in the doghouse

 

[jazz lady]

Absolute Classic!

Some of the best SNL ever was the Akroyd, Belushi, Murry, Curtain, Radner, era

I still occasionally watch the old reruns on The Comedy Channel. They've NEVER been able to touch the talent of the original crew nor the brillance of the writing. Not even CLOSE.

 

[jazz lady]

:wayaftermybedtime:

:fixed:

 

[Vince]

OMG! I remember that now!

Can't take the credit. Rose reminded me of it in the "Foods that make you go " thread.

 

[Tonio]

The Bassamatic sketch on SNL is a classic! But the same is definitely not true for the Big Mouth Billy Bass. I think Billy's ultimate fate should be as a fillet.

 

[Llwynog]

The Bassamatic sketch on SNL is a classic! But the same is definitely not true for the Big Mouth Billy Bass. I think Billy's ultimate fate should be as a fillet.

Have you seen the singing deer head. I saw it in Hecht's sandwiched between the fine china and the furniture. It was soooooo cheesy.

 

[Penn]

Have you seen the singing deer head. I saw it in Hecht's sandwiched between the fine china and the furniture. It was soooooo cheesy.

OK, I'll bite on the antler: what was the deer singing?

 

[Tonio]

Have you seen the singing deer head. I saw it in Hecht's sandwiched between the fine china and the furniture. It was soooooo cheesy.

I haven't seen it and I'm probably not missing anything. Would the singing deer head count toward the hunters' bag limits?