Be the Man of Your House

[vraiblonde]

Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."

 

[Larry Gude]

 

[RoseRed]

Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."

 

[kwillia]

Beat me to it!

 

[ArkRescue]

I reckon that I'd like to have that treatment 1st, then I'll return the favor the next day/week/month or whenever ....

well, unless it's Gilligan then I'd say - SURE Dear, then what?

 

[ArkRescue]

I have been told so many times over the years that I looked like Mary Ann.

Gilligan and I have so much fun role-playing .... come on Gilligan, over here ....



Yours truly, Mary Ann

 

[Bann]

Husband finishes reading the book "Be the Man of Your House" and says to his wife, "From now on my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight with a scrumptious dessert. Afterwards we will have the kind of sex that I want. You will bathe me as I relax, towel dry me, then massage my feet and back. Then tomorrow, guess who will dress me and comb my hair?."

Wife says "The funeral director would be my first guess..."