Beano would have saved him...


Just being a fly in the ointment...
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Missouri law enforcement was able to “sniff out” the location of a person wanted for a controlled substance over the weekend after the suspect passed gas so loudly that it gave up his or her hiding spot, officials said.



Throwing the deuces
I know somebody who was on the phone with an automated customer service help line and farted so loudly, the robot said "I am sorry. I could not understand your last response. " :killingme