Beano would have saved him...

[Kyle]

Missouri law enforcement was able to “sniff out” the location of a person wanted for a controlled substance over the weekend after the suspect passed gas so loudly that it gave up his or her hiding spot, officials said.

Loud flatulence gives away suspect's hiding spot, Missouri police say

Missouri law enforcement was able to “sniff out” the location of a person wanted for a controlled substance over the weekend after the suspect passed gas so loudly that it gave up his or her hiding spot, officials said.

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[RareBreed]

I know somebody who was on the phone with an automated customer service help line and farted so loudly, the robot said "I am sorry. I could not understand your last response. "